At least 12 drivers are guaranteed to start if they want to stay in the playoffs.

All of them?

Right there with you. But I’m a supertaster. Brussel sprouts taste like chewing on a rubber band, except worse, and the taste lingers for hours! And that’s even when properly roasted and seasoned. This superpower sucks. *grumble*

I read your comment, made the face, and then saw the GIF. Same face. Megyn Kelly is disgusting.

Dotard is an awesome word, and damn, does the definition fit the labelee.

I’d dispute the sentient part of that sentence.

It’s an extraordinary day if I have more than three tabs open at a time. Anxiety hits when I have more than five open at a time. Must. Not. Clutter. Screen.

If you’re a type 2 diabetic on metformin and Victoza, you will never have this problem. Getting to the nearest toilet before shitting your pants? That’ll be your major concern.

And Subway did a crappy commercial for Suarez. Bland, boring, and the voice over was unrelated to anything Subway was about. Clearly, they were looking for an excuse.

“You Keep Using That Word (compassion). I Do Not Think It Means What You Think It Means” Inigo Montoya, The Princess Bride

What’s funny is that no major hurricanes hit the mainland U.S. during Obama’s tenure. *wicked grin* Imagine that... good president, no major hurricanes. Elect a rotten orange, suddenly, major hurricanes. Funny how that happens, huh?

*baffled* When did $2.99 for eclipse glasses become expensive?

Look, this is pretty simple.

Shopping for an orgy club. *shifty eyes* Don’t ask me how I know that...

HMS, especially JJ, does better with higher downforce packages, I’ve noticed. These lower downforce packages, the drivers have struggled a bit to drive. If you consider JJ’s 3 wins this season to indicate a struggle... JJ always has a down summer.

In broad strokes, this is a version of the story Trump’s supporters and opponents used to tell about Bannon, back before a string of clumsy, cartoonishly evil Bannon-ghostwritten executive orders bounced fruitlessly off the judiciary’s lower legs and revealed their author as an impotent melting pepperoni-and-cheese…

It’s his story! His history, his father, his two Busch (now xFinity) series championships, his restrictor plate racing skills... it’s how he came back to the track that his father died at and won the very next race. It’s how he was a guy who most people would love to sit around and drink beer with. It’s how his…

DE Jr. is great at restrictor plate races. Watching him at Daytona and Talladega is watching a master do his work. He wins at short tracks like Richmond, Dover, and Martinsville. Toss in his Phoenix wins, and he does better than good. He’s got 26 race wins. That’s not “not great, but not terrible”.

I doubt that JR Motorsports will jump to Cup because of the close alliance with Hendrick. But I agree with having a happy and sustainable life off track.

His wife has put down her foot about driving more Cup races. She doesn’t feel it’s worth the risk to his health.