She has a pussy and she disobeyed.

I like to watch the U.K. versions of Cops on Netflix (actually I think it was called Caught in Camera) because it’s fun to see that they are just as trashy as us. But anyway, one of the major cathedrals has a “public urination” patrol complete with video surveillance because so many people pissing on the ancient…

A few hundred bucks? Hahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahhahaahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhah... dead.

Same.

That’s how you know that review is real. It’s exactly how an East Memphian would describe someone working in a Cooper Young restaurant.

You are dead to me for making me google those kids’ names. DEAD!

Meh. I can forgive her for the confronting Ivana thing. She was fairly young and probably heard a lot of bad shit about Ivana being awful from that jackass. I’m sure she everyone has done really stupid stuff while young and in-love. I know I did.

WREG news out of Memphis reported three of the victims are women. I read that about 10:00 MST today so it might have changed.

“I don’t see race. Now come get these black people off my lawn!”

I have a legitimately diagnosed and new allergy to sesame. I’m 43 and was diagnosed last summer. I carry an epeipen (when I remember) but the interesting thing about my allergy is that it causes a wildly irritating and itchy full body skin rash and extremely sore throat. It does not cause my throats to closer  like…

This is how I THINK I look after one margarita.

Are you actually equating killing an animal with golf?

Has no use for women in his everyday life. Made a shit ton on Reddit accounts to spend all day discussing how women are dumb dummies who are dumb. To be clear, he’s having these discussions with himself.

Info please! Who is this?

Your mom is a badass! What a fun read!

Get yourself to your Kindle app stat! You can’t go through life not knowing Little Women.

I’ve been biased against all Amy’s since I was 8 years old. How DARE she????

I feel that this is an insult to Fudge Stripe cookies. Jeff Sessions can go fuck himself for ruining my cookie love. And for all the other stupid shit he’s done too.

Frankly this is the best dirt in dirt Bag. Have fun with your new baby!

People always remark that my skin is “fantastic”. I still see myself with cystic pimples and gross whiteheads everywhere. So it’s empowering to hear them say that.