Sadly, I still am. I might need therapy.

I am sorry I disappointed you due to a lack of actual James Franco penis. Please keep reading and in the future I promise to do everything I can to make your experience here a pleasant one.

I dunno — having had a couple kids this age, overfeeding is not really possible, unless the parents are force-feeding them ridiculously inappropriate foods. Otherwise there must be a medical problem. I hate the idea of a "diet" for babies; at this age they should be eating until they're content. The problem is not…

Can we please call it a trend? Because I want to declare myself trendy today.

Smokey Robinson's "Tears of a Clown" is the perfect choice for this montage, but the best irony here - I've run into him lots of times around West Hollywood, he's a lovely man, but this is no exaggeration - I don't think his face has any mobility left, either (he's 74!):

NOW IN NEW FLAVORS LIKE GUN!

Huh, so PowerThirst made it to the market?

The human race has always been this dumb. It's just that the internet has not only made this stupidity more easily accessible, but has also made the fame reward for doing stupid shit much higher than it used to be.

Since I still had the tab open.

Probably because BENGHAZI BENGHAZI BENGHAZI BENGHAZI BENGHAZI BENGHAZI BENGHAZI BENGHAZI BENGHAZI BENGHAZI BENGHAZI BENGHAZI!!!!!

Pffft. A real President would have just teleported there. WHY ARE THEY IN A CAR? Protection from some pre-arranged shoe throwing, perhaps?

I'm glad she's a model. The fact that I find her body unusual for mainstream culture speaks to the need for body diversity. A long way to go still though...

Waah, won't someone think of the slim, attractive people?!

I think she is quite pretty with a figure I am envious of.

Umm, I hope you are not trying to say this is out of fashion:

This is good news, especially for non-cis people who don't feel an affinity with either binary gender, but I hope they allow transgendered people who wish to be recognized as "male" or "female" to do so, instead of being relegated to the third category against their wishes.

But he's more attractive with the beard like for real.

Yeah....feelings.....

*yawn* I just find it sooo cute that big butts are only in because WW like them now. Black and Latina women have had them for ages and used to get criticized for it. But now that White women try their damnedest to get them, big butts are now officially awesome?