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What about that dog-leg gearbox though?

The transverse FWD z4 is too distracting, make it stop!!!

Does anyone even realize how dangerous this is?
They should have the car on jackstands while they do this.

What do you think the first fail point was?

¡Muy Am-bien!

Right here, just outside the car! (tires screech as car peels out, and away)

Fighting on the shoulder of the BQE while wearing a jogging suit has to be the most New York thing ever.

I can only assume afterwards both the assailants went their separate ways, had terrible pizza for lunch, dropped off their $2500 rent checks, and were then murdered for their gold chains.

Pretty sure I ate at Nando’s dude

Kind of happy this guy’s truck gets fucked up.

No, and trust me, neither can my former bosses.

I doubt VW will miss you not buying one.

Also: “My car doesn’t need winter tires because it has 4WD”

Waaay back in my wee years of high school and auto shop we were covering different types of engines in class. The know-it-all genius in the class (whose father owned a “2000 horsepower Camaro”), laughed at me when I identified a “spark plug” on one of the demostration engines as a fuel injector. He then informed the…

“Feels like a BMW”

My department manager at a shit minimum wage post-grad school retail job once called in and claimed he couldn’t come to work because the roads were (mildly) icy and his sports car was rear wheel drive. The store manager agreed and I had to work a triple to cover him.

Zoom Zoom

Not cars but motorcycles / four wheelers. A guy that came in the shop was bragging about how fast his Yamaha Banshee motor was(2 stroke) because he sent out to Arizona and had the shop put an “extra power band” on each gear. He couldn’t fathom that a power band wasn’t a part of the engine even after I had one of our…