I used to live on Thames in that area, now live in a different part of Brooklyn, and in both areas I have had a truly unsettling number of similar experiences. When I used to live in Baltimore, which I’m pretty sure has statistically the worst drivers in America (at least by one measure), I was almost hit by accident…

I just brought it up to my partner & he remembers the incident. I have to reiterate that the guy definitely sped up while blaring his horn. The horn caused me to look & that’s how I noticed he was hasidic. Where I was crossing on Bogart is a fairly small one way street with heavy foot traffic from the subway and…

Incredibly odd coincidence but a little over a year ago when I was about 8 1/2 months pregnant I was crossing the street at Bogart & Thames in Bushwick Brooklyn. A hasidic man in a grey van nearly ran me over. He sped up while blaring his horn. He was driving incredibly fast & I was extremely shaken. I told my partner…

As a (law abiding) cyclist I can say this with certainty: a driver doesn’t have to know you to intentionally hit you. Your mere existence is usually justification enough.

Since she wants him caught but doesn’t seem to have gotten a look at his plates, I assume she’s going to give every identifying detail she can remember.

Why are drivers such entitled pieces of shit?

She probably doesn’t even know who Robert E. Lee is. Probably totally would have ignored a painting of him! *Antebellum pearl clutching*

I mean, that little girl ain’t wrong.

I was wondering about Cloning animals in danger of extinction myself. Sure would be more rewarding than Cloning more sheep and cows. Put it to use on rhinos, tigers, elephants and all the other wildlife facing extinction because of the greed and stupidity of the human race.

I was thinking we could let Babs adopt him, so she could pay for the cloning for us.

One story down from this one is Streisand cloning her dog (I can’t bring myself to read about it, am I right that there’s more than one clone?). I suppose it’s just down to how much we care to spend on rhinos.

We need to call in these boys and get it taken care of...

Collect and freeze his sperm,

In my dreams, I logged into Jezebel and the headline said

They might as well go with crossbreeding the species at this point. 3 individuals does not a viable gene pool make. The inbreeding required to keep a 100% northern white rhino line going (even if Ol Pejeta gets it up) would make West Virginia blush.

Someone better lock up those Trump sons until he’s back on his feet.

Honestly fuck the Chinese in their “insert endangered species X” makes my dick work culture. We invented Viagra. It works real good. Trust me.

Stephen this whole post is totally unfair. It is entirely possible to be a topless model AND a genius. Look how Jenny McCarthy figured out all the science-y stuff related to the vaccination conspiracy even before any of those scientists did.

If an extraordinarily strong stomach counts I guess it could be legit.

Ok, you assume you need to be a genius to get it, you only need to show: