Two of my aunts voted for him and I’ll see them today.. I want to pick them up and shake them but I’m guessing my grandfathers funeral isn’t the time for that..

In all fairness, I get it. The electoral college was designed so that the people couldn’t get swayed by some shitty, racist demagogue whose popularity depends on making a lot of promises to a lot of people that sound great but are fundamentally unworkable - instead a group of wise elders would take all that into…

“I’m thankful I live in a country that values its independence and democracy and where no party would ever allow a foreign power to influence the will of the people for political gain... wait... shit, can I start over?”

I’d have gone with something like “I’m thankful for my family’s health ... and ObamaCare being in place to take care of it along with millions of other Americans.”

We would have also accepted “I’m thankful for term limits.”

“I’m thankful for Robert Mueller.”

crappy story.....

As I said before I’ll be crushed if somebody like Tom Hanks turns out to be a big piece of shit.

Excuse me, but the proper terminology is ‘speak American’

I can’t wait until we require people to “speak english” to stay in this country.

I don’t think it’s hideous on the right body type. But not for her.

“Oh, golly geez. So sorry to intrude there, eh. How about I leave this fresh bottle of maple syrup here to apologize. Again, so sorry there, eh.”

I’m an “ordained minister” as well (thanks, Universal Life Church!) so that should tell you what a low bar that is.

I legit keep forgetting she’s a member of this administration. The person who’s job is to liaise and communicate with the public is barely visible (which is honestly probably for the best), not to mention just as tacky and self-serving as every other White House employee working for Trump.

I read this headline as EXPLICIT rather than illicit and was like...

“Randy’s about to be hit with four bibles!”

Chad here. Shit like this is one of the reasons I don’t want my elementary son playing football in our West Texas town, and also why we moved him out of private ‘Christian’ school to a public school. This is generationally wrong. These kids are wrong, their parents are wrong and their grandparents are wrong. I don’t…

If their parents aren’t straight up modeling this behavior, they’re ignoring it. As someone who’s constantly debating my All Lives Matter, “Kaepernick isn’t playing because his stats” coworkers, I never underestimate the ability for white people to gaslight themselves into an oblivious wonderland where they’re not…

Holy shit, what the fuck is wrong with you?