As I said before I’ll be crushed if somebody like Tom Hanks turns out to be a big piece of shit.

Excuse me, but the proper terminology is ‘speak American’

I can’t wait until we require people to “speak english” to stay in this country.

I don’t think it’s hideous on the right body type. But not for her.

“Oh, golly geez. So sorry to intrude there, eh. How about I leave this fresh bottle of maple syrup here to apologize. Again, so sorry there, eh.”

I’m an “ordained minister” as well (thanks, Universal Life Church!) so that should tell you what a low bar that is.

I legit keep forgetting she’s a member of this administration. The person who’s job is to liaise and communicate with the public is barely visible (which is honestly probably for the best), not to mention just as tacky and self-serving as every other White House employee working for Trump.

I read this headline as EXPLICIT rather than illicit and was like...

“Randy’s about to be hit with four bibles!”

Chad here. Shit like this is one of the reasons I don’t want my elementary son playing football in our West Texas town, and also why we moved him out of private ‘Christian’ school to a public school. This is generationally wrong. These kids are wrong, their parents are wrong and their grandparents are wrong. I don’t…

If their parents aren’t straight up modeling this behavior, they’re ignoring it. As someone who’s constantly debating my All Lives Matter, “Kaepernick isn’t playing because his stats” coworkers, I never underestimate the ability for white people to gaslight themselves into an oblivious wonderland where they’re not…

The CSA put a prohibition on laws restricting slavery in their constitution:

Importation of slaves was banned by the Constitution after 1800. America’s slave population was entirely self-sustaining, so supply would not be a problem.

Holy shit, what the fuck is wrong with you?

Yep, turn a natural disaster into a petty political comment.

A library is a good and useful investment for all of us, as opposed to Florida, which is not.

Let’s not forget that Americans have known about all of this for at least 20 years. Bill Clinton’s doomed Caribbean Basin Initiative was designed partly to mediate this problem by moving most sugar production in the US to the Caribbean over time. This would have propped up many of the islands’ economies, and reduced…

It’s more accurate to say that Irma could be the straw that breaks the camel’s back. Because the majority of the damage is what *people* have done. The Glades survived thousands of years of seasonal hurricanes because it had thousands of years to build up a network of niche species who could endure in those…

After reading about how Randolph was treated, and his lawsuit, Betsy DeVos got angry and issued a new nationwide ban on college athletes having access to their medical records, saying, “If Mr. Randolph had never known about his earlier MRI, none of this would’ve happened. If they are never told they’re injured, then…