I think we need to pay for what we buy

Bangladesh makes the best hats

If these verses are not about Jihad, what on earth are they about?

For the longest time I thought it was tomatoface imitating a screeching progressive nutjob. But i think he/she is the real deal.

“Why do some media outlets keep running the same stories over and over again? It’s very, very boring” said the website the employs Hamilton (One Note) Nolan, and three neckbeards and a couple of 24 year old women writing the same shit Every.Single.Day.

His screed was literally ever shit community college professor’s wet dream. 

It’s not really worth typing anything other than “lol” to your comments anymore.  You are a crazy person.

lol

This guy was lovin’ it. Not sure the hogs would be on board with your plan.

Ordering salads from fast food restaurants is not American.

This is a very good take. The dems do think they are above fast food. Like Trump was supposed to get them hipster, vegan bullshit from local tapas restaurants...

Ya’ll being bourgeois, but Trump’s relationship with fast food sort of illustrates something he’s got that most Dems don’t: While they’re happy to proclaim how much they love America, Trump also shows that he likes America. Any politician can scarf down a Big Mac in front of a crowd or cameras, but Trump genuinely…

lol

I’m almost positive dudebra is a Russian troll. 

If the people chose, the wall would already be up. Even the dumbest citizen doesn’t scrimp over .1%

I assure you all Splinter writers and editors breathe through their mouth, since they probably orgasm every time they hit the “publish” button. 

Wait, it took you this long to question these “writers and editors?” They do neither, the posts are ripped verbatim from other sources and nobody edits shit because it’s rife with errors. You can’t lose integrity or skill you’ve never had. 

“We just don’t need sniping in our Democratic Caucus.”

Beto needs to get the band back together!

Those who enter the country illegally and those who employ them disrespect the rule of law, and they are showing disregard for those who are following the law. We simply cannot allow people to pour into the United States undetected, undocumented (and) unchecked, and circumventing the line of people who are waiting…