Casey Affleck was brilliant in Manchester by the Sea and absolutely deserved his Oscar.

I love the idea of a 28 person Jezebel castle co-op

Jennifer Lopez and Alex Rodriguez make all the sense. I’m shocked it took them this long to get together.

So what’s it called? A “flipoffian tube?”

Jezebel has become very meaningful to me, so all my love and support to the writers striking. This is the only place I can stomach reading politics now, and the commenters here are gold. Life would be shit without the women writers of Jezebel. ❤🌸

God created Trump to help me purge my Facebook friends list.

I think an argument could be made that the fact that Trump exists means God doesn’t.

I wonder if Jezabel and Lifehacker will refrain from posting “deals” and shopping links tomorrow?

Young Biden (and honestly current Biden) could GET IT forever and always.

Actually, I think it’s more the creep factor. Lots of people have committed mass murder. Not many people have designed a mass production scheme that strips them of their eyeglasses, wigs and gold teeth so as not to waste any useful materials. Hitler is like the Jeffrey Dahmer of genocidal dictators.

Tangentially related, Tom Price’s seat in Georgia’s 6th district is up for grabs and I’m doing my best to help Jon Ossoff win. He has the endorsement of living legend John Lewis, and actually has a chance to flip the district.

Well, since this is a hotly contested issue in many parts of the country, and she might be in a better position to sway people who on the fence about it, I’d imagine a lot of people who care about women having access to reproductive rights give a shit about this.

Happy Endings was taken from us too soon, but somehow the Big Bang Theory and Two Broke girls are still on. Yeah on a different station but still rage stroke. Max was my spirit animal and I miss him.

And fuck you. You don’t speak for me so don’t.

I was bummed Marry Me didn’t last long. I liked seeing Ken Marino on TV & I thought he & Casey had great chemistry.

As God as my witness, I had no idea they were related.

This is far more accurate.

SO PUMPED TO SEE ERIKA JAYNE (GIRARDI) ON DWTS!!!!!!! It must also be very exciting for Sasha to get a chance to win DWTS this season with Simone Biles.

We are a virus on the face of the Earth.