She’s not part of the Mamas and Papas/Wilson Phillips clan. That’s Bijou Phillips. Busy’s last name is even spelled differently. Philipps.

The voted for him because of internalized misogny and also racism. It’s a real thing among a number of suburban white straight women.

Music festivals are garbage. Amost every time, the acts you actually want to see are playing simultaneously, the sets are short and never as good as just seeing the act in a solo concert. They’re expensive. Port-a-Potties. Crush of humanity. Girls in native headdresses. $5 bottles of water. No thank you.

This won’t be a popular opinion, but I have to be honest. Maybe it’s not cognitive dissonance? Maybe they just changed? People can change - thank the gods.

The only real punishment for a narcissist is to be ignored. So my wish is for him to walk around in perpetual invisibility, randomly screaming “I’M PRESIDENT TRUMP!!” while passersby only feel a slight stirring of the air and smell a faint whiff of self-tanner.

He gets Jon Malkoviched. He is forced to watch from inside his mind as people take over his body. Spend/give away all his money, appoints Obama to the Supreme Court, enacts all sorts of socialist legislation, has A LOT of gay sex.

Did you see the John Hamm Black Mirror xmas special? He needs to be blured out to the world and move through it unheard and unseen.

They say when you hear hooves think horses not zebras, and I feel like hmmm a successful black woman, mistakenly reported for years to be Muslim, responsible for making legal decisions that have surely pissed people off in the past, found dead during a time where racially motivated crime is on the rise.... I’m no…

In somewhat good news, most experts reviewing the Antiquities Act believe that there is little he can do to recind monuments designated under the act. That is the whole point of it. Even with all the crying here in Utah (I’m a Utahn) of ‘this is an abuse’ and also, ‘wah wah wah’ because all they want is to use the…

so thankful i came of age before instagram and promposals.

TBH I’d totally steal a moped if it meant a pat down by Tom Hardy. Even telly-angry Tom Hardy.

I really don’t think he is. I think most of the people who say he’s a shoo-in are “coastal political media elites”, to borrow terminology from the opposition, who see us as a homogenous red mass. Montana is a very unique and complex state politically. It’s progressive in the turn-of-the-century sense, independent…

I bet he’s one of those guys who shaves his pubes down to a rough stubble under the deluded impression it makes his tiny ball-less child johnson look bigger.

Excuse me while I snort my birth control off my desk.

But also: see every damn mark Walberg movie.

This is the best thing I’ve ever seen on a car.

What is this internalised misogyny of which you speak? Is it widespread?

Man, thank God we kept the Clinton family from increasing its personal wealth through the presidency, amirite, guys?

Good for him! I drop “My therapist says...” into casual conversation at least once or twice a month. I know the generations before us viewed therapy as shameful and something to keep secret but, as a therapy-goer, it’s hard to see wtf the big deal is. I sit on a couch and talk about what’s going on and how I’m dealing…