Denis Leary as Kellyanne Conway.

How can someone be proud they do not read? It’s like “Time Enough At Last” has come to life!

I think jail time would be much more likely to hurt than help. We should be focused on rehabilitation in our justice system, not retribution.

I think that decimating the public school system is part of the long-term Republican strategy for ensuring their political survival. We already see how their success last election hinged on gullible people unable to identify the difference between real and fake news stories, and between true and false statements. An…

THIS WAS YOUR FUCKING CHOICE WHITE AMERICAN CHRISTIANITY

ohh yeah but Obama has always been so respectful and went to church so many times and people still called him a “secret Muslim.” Black people just can’t fuckin win no matter what they do. Fuck Trump and fuck all of the Trumpers.

Worst. Cheerleading. Squad. Ever.

What irks me about Bernie is he purposefully spent his entire career spurning the Democrat label despite caucusing and voting with Democrats the overwhelming majority of the time. He purposefully marginalized himself within the Democratic Party by refusing to identify as a Democrat. But then he comes out of nowhere…

Ugh, this isn’t Bernie kicking off a campaign for 2020, right? He’s too old?

We should have sunk to their level a few years ago. Enough of this hippie love shit. No one gets to tell people that we need to give Trump a chance. He has done nothing but destroy civil rights and rape the natural world in all of 2 weeks. So fuck him and the GOP. No Gods No Masters and may trump choke on a chicken…

I remember seeing him on Oprah, when she was asking the “Who are 3 people you’d have dinner with” question to everyone. His answer was: Vincent Van Gogh, John Lennon, and Jack Kerouac. I remember thinking, He’s a high school freshman who thinks he’s really cool trapped in a 40 year old’s body.

Look, liberals,

As an Austinite, please don’t give up on us. If nothing else, consider the plight of women and minorities here. If you live in the Rio Grande valley it is a 5-7 hour drive to the nearest abortion clinic.

The same way that 53% of white women who voted live with themselves.

Trump is just as bad as Hillary guys! The DNC cheated Bernie so let’s protest vote! Let’s stay home! They both suck equally!

I’m hoping he dies. Long shot but a guy can dream.

I’m with you in spirit but for one minute can we just have something cute and not terrifying to watch or read PLEASE?!?!?! Just for one goddamn minute.

Of course it’s Tiffany’s box.

Your first paragraph is pretty much straight trash. Unemployment statistics are measured in a variety of ways, consistently, and they correlate with each other; when unemployment level drops not counting people not seeking work in the last 6 months, it drops when you do count people not seeking work. The US Labor…

Every other country on earth is probably participating in a secret global sweepstakes over which Black Ops squad gets to take him out. That’s why it’s taking so long.