I mean, him not getting money as an adult does not mean he hasn’t benefited from being a Vanderbuilt.

Right? Oh, am I an intellectual elitist because I like facts? Well, so be it then.

Have you seen Into The Forest? Did you like it?

I remember during the primary season some Berners being very angry because it was impossible to vote in Arizona and that was obviously all Hillary’s fault. I had to point out that the Sec. of Arizona controls the number of voting booths in Arizona and that person is a Republican more than once. People don’t read. They…

I am not a big fan of pageants, but I think, given that they exist and will probably continue to exist for some while, there’s nothing wrong with using a pageant as a forum to spread a message of inclusivity. A lot of people who watch pageants are probably the same people who have never met a Muslim and only know them…

Right?? For a feminist site, the writers sure do like to take catty swipes at women.

Congratulations on your opinions on the Israel-Palestine conflict — they seem to align with my own. You’ll note that at no point did I say that all Orthodox Jews are against it, I made reference to their general representation. I’m not stereotyping, I’ve gone to Orthodox synagogues my entire life and have many friends…

They cried “The election is rigged” until “Trump won, get over it!”

The people in my life who were Bernie bros or other third-partiers and spent the last year DRAGGING hillary and then either didn’t vote for her when it counted or else smugly confessed to holding their noses and voting for her are now all upset and panicking and it makes me want to fucking scream.

Solidarity on feeling fear about bringing kids into this world. 3 months ago we were joking about bringing our own hypothetical Blasian Simone Biles into the world, and now I’m thinking about calling my doctor to switch from Skyla to Mirena just to be sure I outlast this presidency.

Were you a dork? Or maybe you were a smart and motivated young person who loved science?

Perhaps not, but there’s still more evidence that Stein voters helped get Trump elected than there is that vaccines do anything other than prevent epidemics.

Me: I know I’m supposed to hate raccoons but this gif is so soothing!

You know what would have made it difficult?

parent: “where did you learn to sneak out and go to protests?!”

My teen said she was going to a slumber party Saturday night and instead protested outside of Trump’s hotel in DC. #proudmom

I’m not sure I care. I may be embracing our new fact-free era! Wheeeeee!

Please, please, please, let the Trump-Pence administration’s first full scale scandal... be the contents of leaked emails.

Well, in the Armageddon documentary with Bruce Willis, they were hitting all kind of big rocks and shit with their spaceship, and still manage to drill and nuke that rogue planet.

Not enough!