Yep. This is the first (and probably last) time I'll agree with Spencer Pratt.

Not sending people to prison for non-violent crimes is not that radical an idea, actually.

You seem committed to a theory that only Bernie’s supporters are feeling any financial pain, and it’s wildly incorrect. The guy lost because the majority of voters preferred someone else. There wasn’t any rigging, or any fraud, or any suppression, unless you count the caucuses, which you’re not going to do because…

(1) Prove the Clinton campaign dreamed up “Bernie bros”. A title created, as I remember by some Sanders supporters and worn with pride initially.

I love it when NYC transplants say that they love it when other transplants leave “their city”

Britney cannot buy that car. Not on her own.

I absolutely despised him when he was on SNL. His constant mugging to the camera drove me insane. I had very low expectations when he took over the Tonight Show. It’s been a very pleasant surprise. I actually like the guy now.

The Bell Jar is why I am scared of crab and avocado salad.

I work with Alli and Chelsea (the second protester) and they SO ARE! Chelsea has disrupted Trump multiple times and Alli performed a “citizen’s arrest” on Henry Kissinger for his war crimes. I’ve been re-tweeting like crazy from the West Coast (where I’m holding down the fort for our LA office)! I’m so proud to work…

He got a two for one deal at Walmart, don't question it.

I’m still a little disappointed that Don Draper didn’t end up being DB Cooper in the Mad Men finale.

Dear 2016,

I keep holding out for the dream that Mary cherry shows up on scream queens...like why hasn't this happened already?

I loved Clue as a kid! It was one of my fave rainy day games. I was enamored that the fictional house had a ballroom, library, and conservatory, even though I didn’t know what a conservatory was. My favorite was character was Miss Scarlet.

Actually, the one cool outcome of all this would be if Taylor was doing a performance art piece about heteronormativity and ended it by marrying Karlie.

I don’t think everything deserves prison. I think a lot of people who are in prison shouldn’t be. But this shit needs to be swatted down hard to discourage anyone else. Our national parks are a treasure for all of us.

do you not recognize the difference between shooting yourself and being shot by someone else?

Would it be inappropriate, given the circumstances, if we took up a collection to get Rep. Duckworth one of those prosthetic machine gun legs from that Grindhouse movie?

tbh, he should just keep re-releasing heartbreaker and 1989. stop trying so hard, ryan.