Many of the skits already feel like they go on forever.

Yeah, I’ll be fascinated to see what they do during the initial release. I don’t care a damn thing about the movie itself, but this should be one hell of a tap dance.

“Dead Ringers” is amazing- especially Irons, but the whole vibe of it.

That one is WAY more expensive.

I just said to my wife that they can wait a couple months, then release it so everyone can “judge for themselves”...and make maybe $35-million on a piece of shit.

You can’t see the industrial-strength level of celebrity bullshit in this?? Should we send her a fruit basket instead? If she was Leonardo DiCaprio would it be okay to point out?

No. That statement doesn’t help.

Then this movie where ghosts and scary monsters run around and scare a bunch of kids all night long isn’t realistic.

He’s going to start in the middle, then spread outward in all directions, just like a bomb. That should prove how smart he is! Or maybe he’ll just tell a coherent story this time.

Wow. The first incomparable celebrity. This is groundbreaking.

There goes my plan of comparing her to Maya Angelou and Orson Welles.

Except for the unnecessary flashback sequence, which is - as my friend famously is noted at the time - “Like somebody suddenly farted on the movie.”

I would love for the writer to fill us in on the depth of her knowledge concerning Elvis Presley, Sun Records, and 1950s R&B.

Jesus Christ!! Then anybody who runs from the cops should be shot!! Just look at the odds!!

You should get directors to send you raw footage.

Isn’t everything at this point?

You guys ever hear of Martin Scorsese and Robert De Niro? 

I’m not sad for him, either. I did burst into tears for a couple of minutes, but now I’m okay.

Woodward speaks in a halting manner that suggests he’s either waiting for you to write down what he’s saying - which is possible, given his job - or he’s recovering from a stroke.

The poor woman could have not accepted the role.