The headline should be your astounding scoop that A Bigger Bang is a better album than Get Yer Ya Ya’s Out.

I’ll never forget when Robert Redford got fucking raked over the coals by outraged future audience members for not looking enough like Bob Woodward when pre-production photos from “All the President’s Men” were leaked.

Yeah, I watched it.

“I was under the impression I didn’t have to pay you because I say I’m a genius.”

I just love the idea that Tom Cruise’s colleagues address him like he’s not shit-crazy.

Believe me, he’s oozing terrifying charisma in Thief, too.

Duel was watched at the time, but Brian’s Song was a grnuine big deal. Everybody saw it, cried, and talked about it.

Seems like you could have at least written an article about all the Marvel movies Caan wasn’t in! What’s wrong with you guys?!

You are correct. Darwinism in action.

He’s absolutely spectacular in “Thief.” “Intense” doesn’t do it justice. He holds a gun like he’s about to shove it down somebody’s throat, never mind shooting it.

Don’t lie in the road and get run over by a truck kids! You might die!

Well, as long as he says he’s not an evil person, I guess he isn’t.

You have to kind of admire someone who can swing a career out of constantly joking about how fucking bad he is at what he does. Talk about discovering a niche market.

Bingo. And you’re not a “good cop” when you stand there and let “bad cops” harass and kill people. This is all pretty easy to comprehend, if you’re at all into honest comprehension.

The dark side of his comedy was that it wasn’t funny. Then he died.

He was a big TV star on a shitty show.

She has inspired me to start a lingerie company.

There’s a whole lot of what Germany has done that we now appear capable of doing, like going fascist. I’m in favor of this one, though.

That’s okay. I’m saying he did what he’s accused of doing. I’m a lifelong Browns fan and I will not be pulling for them while this sorry asshole is on the team. I will, however, root for him to blow out a knee.

I think they should have seen if they could make the show go on for a full six hours.