Yes. That’s pivotal. I want to get my family out of this fucking stupid, ugly place, too, and I’m White. But we’re not going anywhere, unfortunately.

Holy shit. That is some hardcore mouth-breathing dumb-assery right there. Whatever he’s supposed to be saying.

The sole problem with your argument is that it’s complete horse shit. The endless Vietnam War, which amounted to pointless state-sanctioned murder and a veritable meat-grinder for impoverished minorities, Russia waving nuclear missiles at us, and the assassinations of JFK, MLK, Malcolm X, and Bobby Kennedy, hardly…

Every inch of progress we’ve made over the past 65 years is going to be erased. Make that 75 years, if you count the fact that hundreds of thousands of Americans lost their lives saving the world from fascism in World War II, which you very much should. I work with a lot of younger people who have no idea what all of…

Yeah, I wouldn’t be surprised if this totally backfires.

Right. He was referring to him not wearing a seatbelt. And he calls other human beings “you guys.” Got it.

I don’t give two fucks how many people watched his special. That’s not even remotely the barometer that needs to be used to judge the damage he’s done and continues to do to people who take enough shit without his repeated help. I can’t believe what a self-satisfied asshole he’s become. It’s truly stunning.

No, he’ll get elected because he’s the biggest football star in Georgia history. That’s the beginning, middle, and end of why they’ll vote for him. I grew up in Alabama. Believe me when I tell you there’s nothing more important in the world down there. He’s not “Black.” He’s a Heisman Trophy winner.

“...a tale we’ve heard from her a thousand times before.”

Her ass helped a great deal. Never underestimate the ass, if we’re being honest here...which I’m pretty sure a a lot of people are not going to be, because we’re supposed to be stunned by a mediocre talent with a great body who marketed herself to the moon. Like Chris Rock said- “J-Lo is the Commodores, but her ass is…

I can appreciate her, too, not that she stuns me. But fucking hell. The bombardment is ludicrous. They release her albums like it’s the invasion of Normandy, and her fans act like the album is the more important event of the two. It’s embarrassing, if not unnerving. They should work up a special salute for when they…

Maybe he can give them 1,500 cartons of cigarettes.

On the other hand, he might be making them up out of thin air, like tons of other things he claims about himself. (Get ready. He’s going to win.)

Oh, boy. Here we go. Every time she puts out a new album, people immediately start acting like the most staggering person in human history is birthing yet another Christ child. The starter’s pistol has been fired, but the wall-to-wall coverage - of the music, the photos, the videos, the marketing, the preconceived…

Okay, yeah. stay tuned. You don’t happen to have a television or access to the Internet, do you?

Then you should switch to the collapse of American democracy. That one’s fresh and has more zing to it.

It also might have landed if it were actually funny.

Yes. It’s also about the collapse of American culture.

It’s absolutely pointless, unless “if you’re lucky enough to be simple-minded, horrible events can roll right off your back in this country” is the point...which, come to think of it, is probably why the movie was so popular (see “current affairs.”) Beyond that, the only character that takes any kind of stand…

Yet again, Mo’Nique sounds like...um...a real prize. It’s like she sat down with a chart and a  consultant to determine how to get the very least she could out of unexpectedly winning an Oscar.