And you’ll learn the word “perspective”...and maybe even how to write coherently! Stick with it!

Uh-huh. That must be it, Captain Twisted Syntax.

Um...what?

I don’t think Chapelle was attacked for being a shameless, unabashed bigot, but he would still be a shameless, unabashed bigot even if he hadn’t been attacked. So, yeah- I’m with you on “fuck Chappelle.” Frankly, at this point, he seems drunk half the time. 

That’s exactly what I was thinking.

I grew up in a small town like this. As you might imagine, these cops usually do nothing more than lift weights (or, conversely, stick out their guts), hassle people with parking tickets, and strut around like they’re the star quarterback for the high school football team. But if there’s a gun involved...well. Let’s…

Jesus. Good luck with an argument that the Beastie Boys were also-rans because they were White and (initially, anyway) used the accepted cadence of the form of music they loved. That’s just nonsense, if not borderline idiotic.

Gee, I hope he was able to feed his cat on that pittance.

You also don’t often see one person stabbing more than twenty people to death in a matter of minutes. But who’s counting, right?

That is one nutty-ass headline.

“Cosplay” is exactly right. As long as they get to strut around town handing out parking tickets or harassing teenagers, they’re glorious heroes. Otherwise...not so much. What they did is fucking shameful.

I grew up in Alabama, not Georgia (and left as fast as I could), but it’s the same thing. A former Auburn football coach is now easily one of the dumbest people to ever serve in the U.S. Senate. But there he is. War Eagle! I wouldn’t let the guy manage a Walmart.

How much time have you spent in Georgia? People will vote for the greatest running back in Bulldog history. Period. It doesn’t matter what he says or does. I consider him the favorite.

Oh. Okay. Just leave it as “town,” I guess.

I grew up in north Alabama and went to school at Auburn (actually, at the same time that Bo Jackson and Herschel Walker were running wild through the SEC.) If Alabamians can elect Tommy Tuberville to office, surely Georgians can elect this fucking dolt. It doesn’t matter what he says. Anyone who’s going to vote for…

In the second paragraph, the word “town” needs to be changed to “towel.”

My god, enough already. Forget Ray J. I’d like to know if either one of them knows where Ukraine is.

It’s pretty tacky way to “celebrate” the holiday. I will say, though, that sounds like a great flavor of ice cream.

Thank you for pointing all of that out. There’s a lot of un-warranted hyperventilating going on here. It’s shitty when any major company cuts any jobs to save money. But this is hardly a scoop, and, quite obviously, they’re going to get rid of things that aren’t making a pile of money. Simple as that. If they were…

If we choose not to, no.