The footage should not be out there, but it’s kinda pivotal that he’s standing there buck-naked in front of an audience full of strangers every night anyway. If he was that concerned about it, he wouldn’t have taken the role.

On the other hand, both those assholes are in jail. So I suppose we can still feel good about it. It’s better than somebody tweeting that they saw them together at McDonald’s.

Well. There’s the “feel good” story we’ve all been looking for.

Oh. They lie. Okay.

Gee. I wonder how it would go over if a site did a slideshow on the disappointingly small breast sizes of various female celebrities.

She did it because she’s desperate for publicity. That’s not especially hard to figure out.

But, since Chauvin would almost certainly rather be doing two years in front of his TV drinking a beer, it’s nice to see that they gave him more.

What happened to him being “bankrupt”?

Then I’m going to disappoint him.

Looks like he’ll be dropping some money on a lawyer instead.

He should get at least a few months for that suit he’s wearing.

I...um...I suggest you don't open a detective agency. I'll be 60 next Febrary, sweetie. Thanks for letting me try again, though.

Now there’s the garbage take. I’m 59 years-old, and I’ve never punched another person, even when I’ve really felt the urge. How on earth did I manage such an amazing accomplishment? Good sense and maturity in a country full of violent, childish people. I’ve never bothered to look at the stats suggesting I can’t…

Seems pretty dead-on to me.

I can't wait for the Happy Meal tie-in for this one.

Actually, it’s not particularly amazing at this point.

Wait a minute. If this is a movie that matters, why doesn’t a team of super heroes just fly in and fix everything?? I don’t get it. (Actually, it’s one of my favorite documentaries.)

I suspect he also doesn’t know how women work.

Maybe we should try to be and actual consequences will move men’s behavior in that general direction??

So you don’t have clue as to what actually happened, but you’re framing it in your consideration as a “single joke”, and, “since we don’t know the facts of the incident,” you’re leaning on the likelihood of the whole thing “being blown way out of proportion” by a woman who “may well be” one of those people who can’t…