Um...no. The slap by itself would be a big problem.

Both?

Holy. Shit.

Right. Will Smith volunteered to fuck with his both public persona and his thriving, multi-million-dollar career, and Chris Rock agreed to be smacked full-on in the face on TV so the Oscars would pull a bigger audience next year. That’s some interesting deductive logic right there.

If Hollywood thinks he can still make them money, they won’t give two shits about what he did six months from now. John Landis’s megalomania caused three people to be killed on the set of “The Twilight Zone Movie,” and he was right back in the saddle not long after that. Because his movies made money.

That’s a Springfield 46.

“The Blind Side” is fucking abysmal. “Great big Black kids are just like you an’ me, y’all!”

Has anybody said “Get off my lawn” yet? That’ll be funny.

Johnny Carson would have a field day with this!

He’s not gonna do a damn thing to help himself. He’ll be right back on the horse again in a couple of weeks. Watch.

My haha applies to the fact that people started calling Kanye a genius the moment Kanye told them he was a genius.

The Catholic Church was wrong. Minaj’s performance wasn’t vulgar. It was dumb.

They should let him hand out the Best Actress award next year, as long as Chris Rock gets to run up and smack the shit out of him before he does it.

I think everybody who delivers a joke should be slapped by an enraged audience member. For the entire show.

Being a Scientologist has not a thing to do with being or not being agnostic.

I did too!

He was far-and-away the favorite to win the award. I would have been shocked if he hadn’t won it. (If they know who wins in advance, would they have put the Best Actor category as the final award last year, then give it to Anthony Hopkins when everybody was expecting it to go to Chadwick Boesman??)

Aphasia makes it hard for you to speak and to understand language. It doesn’t make you act like a total asshole on a movie set ten years before you get it.

Especially when the opinions are overtly immature and often pretty stupid.

And then putting them in his movies, which make the movies bad.