Could’ve been worse! Could’ve been going for $250,000

Can I give it back...

The resemblance is uncanny in more ways than one.

haven’t seen white people that turnt up since kenny chesney headlined the vineyard vines grand opening on hilton head

I love how you can’t immediately be sure which one’s gonna get it. Then in a moment it clicks - yep, that’s the one. Delicious.

That is probably the greatest use of slo-mo I’ve ever seen in a sports replay.

Lubbock, Texas. Top that on your shitlist.

Who?

Hey Tom,

Not even trying to make a joke here -- in all seriousness, why the fuck do you need an autopsy to tell that someone shot themselves in the head?

Those are Digimon!

Seriously...I mean the “F-2016" statement is becoming as insufferable as its supposed message.

The year’s not even over, and this is already a tiresome take.

That last one was a real headline, wasn’t it?

They seem about as Seeger as anyone can get.

The image I have is the two of them sitting on a couch with empty Natty Lights throughout the room and “Turn the Page” droning on in the background.

“We shoulda had more time.”

I can’t tell if you’re a troll who specializes in sounding like an eternally concussed ex-player-turned-commentator (see Phil Simms), or if you truly believe the ridiculous things you’re spewing. Who uses these phrases for real?: