Last week I asked my good friend from college what it’s like to be a Vikings fan in Minnesota. Here was his reply:

The only snaps Romo’s worried about are his neck and spine.

After the game, Jones visits a cemetery. He looks down with bittersweet satisfaction at a well-maintained gravestone.

Tony Romo was injured on the play.

There’s no such thing as a lockdown corner. There are guys who do well against specific types of receivers and guys who get great safety help. There’s nobody who is playing man coverage in the NFL who can handle anyone.

You’re with posterity, leather

“The lesson here is that it’s not always a good idea to do whatever the crazy old guy at the office tells you to do.”

2016 has no chill.

As a Cowboys fan, you are absolutely right

you know what other carpenter sparked a bunch of commotion in late december?

Needs moar stars.

Doesn’t count without the backflip

So are internet comments questioning the physical status of professional athletes.

And you better bring your waxing A game or it will look like the “gift” is a nest of spiders

Oh, good, labial split pussy bows are back in fashion!

Minnesota should decline the game if you ask me. The ENTIRE team threatens a boycott due to blind loyalty to their teammates. Not a single consideration was given to the woman. Don’t give me this shit that they didn’t know the general details before the report was released. Bullshit. They didn’t care. Then they tried…

Fuck these guys. Seriously.