A meteor destroying this world cannot come quickly enough.

And why is Ferguson not an option (for Khabib)? Is he on a medical hold? That’s the obvious matchup.

This is the kind of pedantry I can get behind.

Sorry Tim, but I can’t feel bad for anyone who takes someone who wears guitar straps as suspenders at their word.

Hollywood is especially tough on our Asian American actors and actresses. It’s really unfair.

These fuckers got to hear a DJ set from one of the most accomplished and innovative artists in the world and they’re complaining?

Followed up by a total meltdown on the bench like a 12 year old would have

Just thought of and watched that Unravel with the harpsichord this very morning! As amazing as the production and arrangement of her albums always is, it’s a real test of genius if you can cut the song back to scratch and it still moves you JUST AS DAMNED MUCH. What an incredible songwriter.

Björk is a god damned global treasure. The Sugar Cubes were an amazing band and her solo career is, imo, even better. Her song Big Time Sensuality ranks in my Top 10 songs played on rotation of all time.

You think that’s awkward? You should have seen the rookie who asked Rex Ryan about footing the bill.

Chrissy Teigan is beautiful and witty and eloquent so you shut your mouth.

Meriweather: Mr. Belichick, the bartender was hoping he could get paid now.

Is that his pass russian hat?

Of course it’s wrong. Injustice anywhere is a threat to justice everywhere.

I apologize to you, but I absolutely read this in the voice of Donald Trump.

Put elf on shelf right here, next to router!

“Do we really need to see the mannerisms of our new leader through the lens of comedy on TV?”