I bet you’re part of a cult.

You should also use boxed water: http://www.boxedwaterisbetter.com/ , instead of bottled water. (Please note that I am NOT ADVERTISING boxed water, I just found it online.)

You’re so naive (Get it, naive is evian spelled backward. Drinking bottled water is naive). Just get one of those Britta filter jugs and keep it in the fridge. It’ll cost you less than bottled water.