And shouting, and interrupting. This is completely nuts. He’s seething with anger. A woman could not comport herself this way in this situation without being called hysterical, crazy, too emotional, she doesn’t have the temperament to be a judge ...

were intended to allude to innocent dates or dance partners

This article is so beautiful.  LIFE CHANGING, as Kylie might say.  Dry cereal eaters are everywhere!  There are dozens of us!!

related:

Why does he look like a stupid version of Patrick Bateman?

I can’t wait until Mueller perp walks this wet, greasy saltine.

she is an ultra-conservative evangelical Christian

I seriously need karma to kick in for Junior. I hope Mueller refuses his request to turn himself in and makes him do the perp walk, handcuffs and all. That’s only the beginning of karmic payback. That slimy asshole deserves nothing less. 

OMFG this is getting exhausting. Seriously? He was never on set, his connection is that he is contractually due credit because he produced the 1976 version -- 42 years ago. Good fucking god.

Ahem, I think you mean Haricot Verts. Yeah I capitalized that shit. Get fancy.

If you’re single and don’t feel like buying tons of groceries, why not do Blue Apron/ meal kits to feed yourself.

Preach. Along with the Giving of Fewer Fucks, one of the effects of aging is the Not Giving Any Fucks About What The Kids Are Doing. I want to watch women onscreen who do things, whose faces look lived-in, who have the same gripes & insecurities I do... but I’m not in the demographic where a lot of people are bending…

Burl Ives spins in his grave.

1) I have wide ass feet too. I feel your pain.

First of all, I am thrilled to see a reincarnation of Jezspin. It’s such a good point that excelling in any given field rests on learning the specific vocabulary and language of that world. And the “duck-out-of-water” may be funny (and this was hilarious) but the outsider perspective also highlights what folks more…

We were close enough to see the players, and when I saw Tom Brady walk by on the field, I booed him.

I love it when Jezebel & Deadspin troll us by switching it up like this. I also kinda love the rage-storm this creates in the comments.