My god, the Queen’s face just skipped a couple of generations and landed straight on Charlotte, didn’t it?  How weird that her great-grandchild looks far more like her than any of her children do.

So what you’re saying is Coogler kept it real?

This is why I don’t ever want to hear from another “progressive” about how Pelosi should step aside for “fresh blood.” This woman handed Trump his ass on live national television. Not on Twitter but to his face. Even Schumer managed to find a pair of ovaries. That’s a damn Christmas miracle right there.

If the host doesn’t end up being Gritty, I will be fucking pissed.

The electric sewing machine with the different patterns and widths of stitches, stitch types, etc, is a pretty amazing piece of mechanical engineering.

That was the most perfect part in my opinion. And I kind of appreciate that Kris can laugh at herself a bit, she really is the epitome of “stage mom.”

KRIS JENNER ROCKS BITCH

He doesn't drink enough protein shakes to be called a jabroni.

we have term limits. they’re called elections and i’m not in favor of any other kind and that includes the 22nd amendment.

Personally, I’d rather watch Mary Beard’s documentaries about the Romans. I don’t know how aware of her people are outside of the UK. If you want someone who really knows their stuff, then you can’t go wrong with her. Professor of Classics at the University of Cambridge.

Also Babycakes and Mrs Winterbourne with Ricki Lake. And Alfie with Shelly Winters fifty years ago! She’s basically only accurate if she’d said, “I’ll be the first plus size woman to star in a romcom in 2019.”

You would think after 40 years on this earth she would be old enough to know better.

There are so many other examples here- does no one remember the delightful Shirley Valentine? 

If only there had been a good guy with a bottle of Yoohoo. 

Seems like a lot of people are confusing merely expensive with extravagant. Extravagance implies indulgent and probably unnecessary (or at least more than necessary).

Mmhmm!

I knew Madea’s time was up the minute Kanye was able convince tRUMP to give a presidential pardon to John David Stutts.

The two top-selling female rap artists of the past decade.

Don’t pretend they aren’t famous or important just because you don’t like their shit. It’s petty.

The assemblage of MAGroes ate up every word, breaking out into chants of “USA! USA!” and “Build that wall!” to the president’s delight.

Let’s not forget Paula Dean, who gave rise to the greatest moment in Black Twitter”: #paulasbestdishes