Limited range of motion because he’s r-r-r-r-r-r-r-ripped like Jesus and as big as a truck which interferes with his running gate.

I know, I ruined the joke and I’m sorry.

Congratulations, you’ve unlocked #SonicGate

This makes me really, really sad.

WHERE THE HECK IS R2D2?!

You used the term conversation, it isn’t a conversation.

The correct term to use is, Troll. What the entity has done is a white belt Troll and you fed that Troll which ends up empowering that Troll because all Trolls need exposure in order to gain power.

I also challenged myself by seeing how many times I could use the…

Overly marketing a project that’s gonna fly off the shelves anyways with someone who was overly marketed by Dana White cause she was the tip of the female combat sport demographic spear.

Good move, pops.

What the F. Do they think diabetes is a sign of royalty or something? Japan, please chill - this is coming from an American from the future who warns your people of impending episodes of Honey Boo Boo and rampant Heart Disease.

Okay I just read up on Quantum Dots and not only am I insanely smarter now, I’m unable to live without owning this technology.

Okay I just read up on Quantum Dots and not only am I insanely smarter now, I’m unable to live without owning this…

Is Jon Jones a hidden character?

Grats on reaching the end-game. Also it’s crazy how they say it’s Power Level but we still call it Light Level because we’re stubborn guardians.

Currently turning into a Gran Turismo Sport streamer, I’m learning people find a lot of enjoyment watching me lose Sportsmanship Rating via-getting gang-banged by other cars when i’m just trying to be a nice person on the tarmac.

The worst is when you’re driving and a ghost car rides inside of you like some type of…

<Insert Call of Duty Reference here>

New Dust2 looks 🔥- w/ roughly 16 years clocked on this map, the color palette & lighting updates are very welcoming.

A+

Oh and being an Alien from another world filled with pipes and pissed off plants.

Good Guy Disney.

Yes, i’m a gentleman.

Mmm now we’re talking.

You nailed it on the head.

Dear Twisted Metal,

Where in the actual heck are you?

Signed,
The entire gaming community in the year 2017

P.S.
I heard Rocket League was talking smack about Sweet Tooth.