OH SHIT EVEN FUNNIER:

Someday, SOMEONE is gonna stand up and say Bullshit, I'm indicting that president, and we can hash it out in court. I'm of a mind that the time to settle that was back in 1974, but failing that... today is a great time. Break the glass.

They fall under “social welfare organizations.” They can lobby and still be tax exempt; as long as they, “defend and foster the Second Amendment rights of all law-abiding Americans.” (Which they demonstrably DO NOT do. Philando Castile, Emantic Bradford, etc.) If someone wants to go after their tax exempt status, that…

“We’re going to work to get Donald Trump reelected, unity, and that’s primarily it, to be politically active, to bring gun-toters into the fold, to get more gun-toters to join NRA,”

Aughghlgl. The Bible has literally NOTHING to say about interracial marriage among Gentiles at the very very least.

It’s going to blow this woman’s damn mind that in the New Testament, Rome wasn’t ‘the good guy’ in the story.

Sounds like it’s time to get a new stadium.

This is too rich. So Jeter disappointed in a fanbase who is on the hook for nearly $3 billion for a stadium that hasn’t averaged more than half capacity. They’ve endured 3 separate teardowns from 3 different owners, each seemingly worse than the previous one.

Two years ago, this team's outfield consisted of Giancarlo Stanton, Christian Yelich, and Marcel Ozuna. 

“We’d love to see more people here,’’ said Jeter, whose group bought the team 19 months ago. “We’re working hard on gaining the trust of our fan base.”

Yelich was on a 7 year 49 million dollar deal and they traded him. This team I have rooted for since expansion can rot in hell

This is how Rob Manfred, the MLB owners, and the investors who bought the Marlins will make their money. This has been their plan from the very beginning. They need the team to be horrible and to be hated so they can blame the local fans for not liking baseball and so they can label the city as unsuitable for…

The fact that even thousands of people attend Marlins games boggles my mind. 

In an ESPN puff piece last year, he had the gall to claim that he hadn’t heard any negative narratives about the team from the people in Miami.

Somebody who forced a Gold-Glove shortstop to third base when acquired by his team while putting up some of the worst defense ever at that position has the same right to talk about accountability as our current president has to talk about morality.

Let’s just sidestep the impeachment question altogether and just 25th Amendment his fat orange ass.  He’s fucking sick in the head.

That was my first goddamned thought. You mean that time some guys did a thing in France, Mr. President?

Remember that time a bunch of gun nuts tried to recreate the Charlie Hebdo shooting with paintball guns to “prove” that a good guy with a gun could’ve stopped it? And they failed every single time except when they ran away?

and 422 other people were shot. 480 fucking people were shot in a single night, and it didn’t move the needle on gun control.

Attempting to make the point that, had the concert-goers been armed, the attack could have been averted