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Tyler Durden
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(“cap” means “lie”)

It’s so weird to see NBA players that aren’t at least a little bit muscular these days.

In N Out and Wisconsin. 

Ummm, that seems like a ridiculously light sentence for that.

Christ. First the Eagles, now the Caps. What other long-suffering fanbase is going to win next?

Nearly everything in this world is fucking shit, but one of the few things that gives me hope on a daily basis is that we live in a world where A-Rod has entered an astounding and much-loved second career in his post-playing life and Jeets is flailing and insulting Bryant fucking Gumbel on national TV.

Much of the rest of the country calls them Canuckleheads.