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Tbh I just felt like making a dick joke.

One, it's an Orange Is the New Black reference. Two, I do refer to the other Michelle Williams as The White Michelle Williams. Three, I'm going to continue doing it.

THIS BABY LOOKS LIKE IT KNOWS TOO MUCH.

Amazingly, previous efforts to combat this threat by making pizza as disgusting as possibly by topping it with pineapple have gone nowhere, as there exist human beings deranged enough to enjoy just such a monstrosity.

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Guys are really bad at not weirding out women.

Yup, if any 30-year old man started talking to a girl when she was 15, and then slept with her at 17, and married her at 18, I'd call it grooming.

This is an article about the legal status of legally protected classes of citizens. MissAndry's phrasing was perfectly fine.

What?? You are not understanding. This is an article discussing a "legal situation" and a court filing in a pending court case. It is not "my phrasing;" it is the phrasing used in federal employment discrimination law, and the phrasing used by Saks' lawyers in their motion. I was quoting their court filing, as well as…

I'm sorry if you are taking offense, but I think you're misunderstanding the term. I'm using "class" as a specific legal term in employment discrimination law, not colloquially to make a value judgment or generalization about anyone. Title VII and the civil rights law protects certain traits from being used as a…

Well, my now husband and were having pizza one afternoon. After we were done eating, one thing lead to another and I starting giving him a good ol BJ. I was horny, so was he, so I got on top and started riding away, enjoying ourselves. Then I felt a slight burning sensation. I was like, oh whatever, it'll go away.…

See what you did, Republicans? Lack of funding for science education is hurting small business now.

BYE PHYLICIA.

wearing traditional thai clothing, in thailand, is different than wearing traditional thai clothing at a dirty birdy music fest imo.

oh, you're "willing to believe" it was "an oversight," how gracious of you. thanks so much for explaining racist tropes and how people think in the stereotypes that all nail techs are Asian! not being racist or prone to using stereotypes — and being personally Asian myself — i was making a joke about baby talk that…

No, that was the story she told Finn for how she could be pregnant with his baby - it turns out she conceived the usual way with Puck. And I'm going to go hide my head in shame now for knowing the ins and outs of that plotline.

Do you leave your iphone in the kitchen and then stretch the cord across the hallway, into your bedroom, and then close the door to simulate appropriate nostalgia? Do you then scream "God mom, I'm on the phone! Don't pick up the receiver! Gosh. You're ruining my life!" into your empty house?

A few years ago, my aunt wouldn't shut up about how she was getting into great shape for the family reunion cruise we were gonna take in May. My other aunts/her sisters aren't small women and didn't have nearly enough time to dedicate to getting in shape (and two couldn't afford to go), so it was kind of obnoxious.