maybe if he were talking about Ivanka. He'll just let Jr call her a slut on a Daily Stormer podcast and that will be that

I'm not even jewish but I'm sure as shit not having that conversation with those fucks

my display name is noah so trumphumpers and magachuds seize on that

The it's my first day defense worked for Homer Simpson and trump is almost certainly dumber than Homer, perhaps it will work better and for longer? Or maybe congressional republicans are just going to completely abdicate their responsibilities so they can cut taxes on liver spotted oligarchs. Either way, we're fucked.

I responded to a tweet that (I was unaware of this at the time thanks to twitter's stupid new conversation feature) was responding to something Sean Hannity said. My response was more popular than the tweet I responded to so I ended up directly underneath Hannity's tweet when it was embedded into a nymag.com article.…

I love that level! If you knew the right paths you could charge up your spin and basically blast through the entire level in one go. Plus it had some really great hidden item placements. Labyrinth is rightfully up there. The need to gulp air bubbles makes that whole thing miserable.

It's not a burrito, but the best gyro you could buy in Portland for a long time came with french fries in it and it was fucking heaven.

One time at the Oregon Zoo I was on a date, watching the Otters masturbate as one does, and making dirty comments with my date. I must have said something particularly offensive because I heard a loud harumph, turned around, looked up, kept looking up, and found myself face to navel with former TrailBlazer and later…

You're obviously not a 5 year old.