And they won’t draft a QB because Matt Flynn clearly never happened.

Yeah, now he’ll just get money sooner in the supplemental...

4 8-team divisions, 2 wild cards per league:

CFL-style crossovers. You’re welcome.

Thoughts and prayers for Pita Taufatofua.

The ultimate in cheap gametime beers is pretty much anything by Rinkuškiai (Lithuania). $2-4/bottle, tastes sort of like standard cheap beers (but a little sweeter), and 9.5-14 percent ABV.

The definitive ranking:

I agree with the Angels. It’s obviously a coincidence that Cicotte—I mean, Norris—was the starter.

Anonymous player: Rich Amaral. Utility infielder/outfielder for the “Refuse to Lose” mid-90s Mariners. “Left field” was more or less a running joke in Seattle at the time, and I never understood why they didn’t just give the job to Amaral (except when they had Jose Cruz). He was decent in the field, with good speed,…

He could be this year’s Alfredo Griffin.

The Holiday Bowl should release the following statement: