I have a Toyota and I am doing heroin while hang gliding to my favorite underground fight club where I am going to put my gerbil Mephistopheles into the pit against an undefeated hamster named Patton Montgomery in a fight to the death. After that I am going to do some unprotected swinging.

Please let this be COTD, because it has $kay written all over it!

At Cars & Coffee in US, they run over Americans. At Tanks & Coffee in Soviet Bloc, they run over Poles.

She’s European with overnight parts from Japan

BBC News is starting to branch out and cover more things around the world. BBC World News has now replaced CNN as my preferred cable news source. It’s simply less shouty and banal than US news services are. It’s still Eurocentric, but not as much as it used to be.

Tom,

I know folks have asked before, but is there anyway you could do a quick article letting us know what some of these guys bought? Even a quick ‘Summary Article’ with like 10 people in it would super fun I think. “Tim with the 20k/3 Dogs Bought a Miata because he hated two of the dogs” or “Bernice with the 9 kids…

What I picture when I see three figure horsepower gain “kits”

This thing is going to blow more trannies than a chruch trip to Thailand.

so when you googled “escort sexy lady” did you wonder why you only saw naked women with prices and not fords?

If we were all given a new car at 18, we would all be rubbing the tunnel in real life instead of in Gran Turismo.

Let’s not throw stones. Who among us hasn’t overcooked it in that exact tunnel multiple times?

Your wife is much more tolerant than mine. My wife will sense my discomfort and impending rant and, before I open my mouth, she’ll increase the volume.

I try not to interrupt the movie, but apparently my wife can read my body language well enough that she’ll hit pause and ask “OK, what did they do wrong?”

I have never watched the Walking Dead. However, I was highly irritated when Megan Fox was looking at Bumble Bee’s parts, and said distributor. What distributor? Your a distributor Megan, a distributor of false automotive knowledge.

Looks like some Discount Tire special rims and the body kit that was put on without painting it... Also, sexy lady looking under the hood is a giant fail on a Porsche unless she is looking for her luggage? Plus she must have one hell of a “butterface” because they didn’t even show a single piece of it... Probably got…

I’m not sure what Mr. Turbolence88 did to deserve this. You usually award prizes, not penalties!

You are a true stud.

Playing the world smallest violine for Ukrainian army (or the “punishment battalions” who are actually fighting). I suggest you read about Bandera and crimes during WW2, gas chambers for Jewish people,women and children. I do not recommend watching documentaries, I still can’t sleep right...

I bet they want us to think he intentionally honked the horn and not that it was the first thing to go wrong.

Congratulations, Mr. Audistein, on COTD! I would like to gift you with a 370Z which this lovely lady will deliver soon if she isn’t too tired of pushing it.