I use the tilde (~) all the time because it can be used as a substitute for approximately. 

A flat, plain, crank is what my friend called his ex.

Make a live action KOTOR you cowards.

What’re the odds that Drew is skipping the Pats? 3:2? Even?

Don’t worry he’s just being a jerk and also a jerk.

The gouda isn’t quite the best (balsamic and basil is) but it’s pretty good.

Wait... are they called the Ravens because of the Edgar Allen Poe poem? Being named after a poem is some weak garbage.

Why does the guy trailing the QB on the last running clip on the left hand side peel off rather than running him down? 

That last submission was poetry by Drew. All the other submissions talk about the racist fans and how those idiots think the team is better without their two stars and then Drew wraps it up with that exact fan. Beautiful!

11 letters. Their fans don’t even hate their team, they just don’t care. This is the team most likely to need a second callout to fill up the WYTS fan submissions. Everything about them is so bland. They picked a racoon for their mascot because all this team does is eat garbage and annoy people simply because they…

I use ours as a baby monitor and I turned of the status light because our child would stare at it for far too long. I’m not sure this is a necessary change. I mean unless you live in your home alone you probably will never question if the status light is on.

Yeah, looking into it they switched the iPhones to Bluetooth 5.0 for the iPhone 8 series. That might help fix it. 

iPhone 6s+. No issues with connectivity on any other devices.

I have yet to find a pair of bluetooth head phones that don’t constantly cut out when I’m in the gym. From low end 808 earcanz to Jabra Sport Pulse they all lose their connection intermittently when using freeweights, especially bench press and the squat rack.

Too bad for her, now she has to marry her father-in-law.

The material degrades. That’s why you should never buy a used bicycle helmet. They should be replaced every 5-7 years.

Another cost that often isn’t calculated is the loss of potential wages. There are colleges that are in or near major centres that finding an ok paying job is realistic within a reasonable amount of commuting time. There are some where you would have a hard time finding something within an hour of where you are going…

I scrolled back up to the author expecting Ray Ratto.

I’m a Pats fan and this is my sentiment exactly. Outside of Kraft’s sleaziness what are the fan letters going to be about? Guererro? MAGA? Edelman’s PED use? Who cares? None of it matters and they keep winning so who gives a $hit. Every team has PED users, and racist fans, and they cheat and the owners are awful but…

At a wedding ceremony recently and the minister announced before anything started to shut off your phone. Someone has their phone ring during vows, they had anok reaction time to decline the call or whatever. Three minutes later it rings again. Maybe turn it to silent after the first call you muppet.