“If we can’t have the beams, we’ll give them the tubes. It’s a simple, one-for-one, beam-tube swap. For the sake of clarity, before I take questions, there will be no beams for they have become exploded by the villain Elon Musk who I hope to someday trap inside of a crystal prison. For now, it will just be tubes going…

arrested in Madison, Wisc., around 3:45 a.m. today, and charged with battery

Wu Ke mistake.