Fortunately, I should be able to hear the dog over the white noise.

Dropping treats in the mailbox? This violates the law for use of residential boxes. Let’s not encourage people to commit federal crimes!

You going to include some instructions on how we can send our personal data to china after these childish apps are banned?

I swear by the Aeron, but absolutely hate it when I sit on my balls by mistake.

Men tend to have a VO2max about ten points higher than similarly fit women, for example. Careful here - you’re going to get the tranny panties in a wad and folks like me who say THIS is the reason we shouldn’t be giving awards to boys who compete in girls’s sports. Stay true to your gawker guidelines here!

Might love homeless, protests and looting! Can’t judge these days!

Especially when people are WAY too obsessed with .02% of the population and their gender dysphoria. Treat it like the mental illness that it is and move on!

It’s great to hear non-rich people complain about paying “their fair share”. The biggest inequity is that we have 45% of the people paying zero federal income tax...and yet they’re voting and enjoying benefits everyone else is paying for? Everyone should have some skin in the game - everyone should be sending money to…

Are you insinuating black people are children?

Pfff, why not just throw out the quote you really want to use: “From each according to his ability, to each according to his needs”

A lifehacker article that doesn’t take a cheap shot at trump?!? You’re going to lose your union card and win a free MAGA hat over this!

That’s their voting base, silly - they won’t gut it for anyone who will be voting in the next 4 years....now youngsters should be a little more concerned and be more like the ant than the grasshopper.

You’re not supposed to poop in the tour bus, though. Slows down the trip quite a bit!

Are there “sanctuaries” in these other countries you write about where overstaying your visa is celebrated and you’re shielded from prosecution? Just wondering if this is something stupid that’s only done in the US.

I’m selling 3 quarters for a dollar on Craigslist but haven’t had any takers yet.

Where can I get some viewing glasses for this eclipse?

“I have yet to hear about any of these devices recording anything if they have never been set up”

So if you want to help, one action would be to call your senators and congressional representative to tell them you think it’s silly to require them the USPS to pre-fund their entire pension program and allow them to join the 21st century with a more modern retirement plan for their employees. Don’t pour more gas…

Butt, this is Disney - I’m surprised they didn’t use more digital technology to turn her into a merman and push the gay agenda a little further. There’s always next year...

You don’t want to wait for someone else’s directions, especially what comes out from kinja’s hoax mouth. (there, fixed it for ya)