Optimization? I’d call a row of urinals in a MEN’s room much more efficient than waiting for a couple of single-shit rooms which is where this politically correct movement is pushing us to. Soon Yelp will need to post locations of urinals so a guy can find a place where he won’t have to wait in line to take a piss.

And some shady bartenders don’t report their tips to the IRS. Not at all legal but it’s happening less and less as we move to a cashless society.

Red Robin - all you can eat fries. They’ll keep bringing them until you need medical assistance. Seems fair to include that one if Steaky Shakey is in the running.

“What do you expect from a culture and a nation that exerted more of its
national will fighting against Disney World and Big Macs than the Nazis?”
—Dennis Miller.

“You told your mama I’d get you home
But you didn’t say I got no car” -LedZep

That’s why you need the right bumper sticker to do the talking for ya.

Also - don’t put those stupid footers on your email. I don’t care if you have the latest phone or if you’re sending it from your ipad. Also, those legal disclaimers are absolute bullshit and will do nothing to help you in court, so spare us and leave them out.

This lady worked in our marketing department - as if that wasn’t enough of a slack job in our company. - and had an ingenious trick to fool her boss whose desk was a couple of doors down. She had an extra set of keys, a 2nd purse and a jacket she would lay out around her office. When the lady took off for a 3 hour…

You dealt with that comment like an ace!

“It’s nearly June, which means it’s time to stock up on beach gear,” A joke or a copy-paste mistake?

“It’s nearly June, which means it’s time to stock up on beach gear,” A joke or a copy-paste mistake?

Kickstarter has been able to dodge the bullet for a while, but Washington state is starting to crack down on campaigns that don’t deliver.

Until the NY AG gets involved and all of the prostitution ads get whacked from Craigslist....Then your conduit will get cold, but you won’t have a baby as a result of your purchase.

From everything you say, I think my wife would win the Ididerot next year...I’ll get her to sign up.

This SOS technique is great for telling engaging stories, thanks for sharing. In interviewing environments, I’ve subscribed to the STAR (Situation, Task, Action, Result) technique since it puts a little more focus on what you did to resolve the problem. It also allows that a result may not be a good “solution” for…

“it’s fine to violate the law when it affronts your conscience”

Yup, and I’m not allergic to any of it! Woo hoo!

Well...that sold out quickly.

Well...that sold out quickly.

Go ahead and cast your judgemental comments...but I just want to say that I really like the Jello no-bake cheesecake. It takes about 15 mins to make, about an hour to chill and it’s light & fluffy.

Definitely Trumps the calls on Fox Sports.

The city that caused Washington state to give a giant “Fuck You” to the federal government with regard to marijuana legalization? I know most of the Gawker people think that the stars and bars is all about racism, but you neglect the large group of people who believe it to be an expression of state’s rights. No, I…