I wonder what Nick Denton is up to these days! Drinks with Martin Skreli? Trying to score a date with Elizabeth Holmes?

Copyrights aren’t the same thing as patents.

Is the Microsoft legal department trying to figure out this XBOX puzzle too?

Emptying out the dust bin isn’t a big deal - when they invent the technology that keeps the wife dog hair from getting wrapped around the spinning brush, then they’ll have something. That snarl takes a lot of time to cut/untangle.

China...copying something somebody else did...and making more money from it? Color me surprised!

And some shady bartenders don’t report their tips to the IRS. Not at all legal but it’s happening less and less as we move to a cashless society.

Easy there - you may want to switch to a lighter formula....

Red Robin - all you can eat fries. They’ll keep bringing them until you need medical assistance. Seems fair to include that one if Steaky Shakey is in the running.

Matt - thank you for splashing a little fresh water on this firery FUD debate that’s going on! As somebody who doesn’t need one of these pens, it’s easy to think OMG, tons of people are going to die if they don’t have these epipens - especially if you’re reading the mainstream coverage of the price hike.

It would...if there was a free market in the US.

How incredibly out-of-touch, and tone-deaf to today’s people can you be? The days of sitting down in front of the TV, in time to watch shows that only air at these specific times, are long over.

One study, not published, not peer reviewed and a big fucking click-bait headline? Yup - gawker reporting at its best. Gonna miss you guys....

“What do you expect from a culture and a nation that exerted more of its
national will fighting against Disney World and Big Macs than the Nazis?”
—Dennis Miller.

You sound like one of those people who doesn’t need to be worried about being touched by a guy. Take it over to Jezebel, sweetie - this is Gizmodo.

That’s not “after the fact”, but thanks for playing.

No, but you’re one of those people who thinks it’s rape when a woman changes her mind after the fact aren’t you?

If her first reaction isn’t ‘Yeah! Let’s go!’ then it’s coercion ... doesn’t matter if it’s socially acceptable or not.

It’s important to note, according to the researchers, that none of the women used words like “rape” or “coercion,” even though the sex they described could reasonably be categorized that way. Instead, they merely described it as “bad sex”

I’m wondering which falls faster, the ATM or the value of the ruble during the time the video was shot....

“You told your mama I’d get you home
But you didn’t say I got no car” -LedZep