I actually can't even picture how you wipe your ass while sitting. Like, I reach my hand pretty much into the toilet bowl under my balls? What if I took an enormous shit that is peaking above the water? Why would anyone risk that? I wasn't even aware sitting to wipe was a thing people did. What the actual fuck.

If Clarkson were your own brother, let alone a famous stranger, you would have no way of knowing what you’re pretending to know.

Nah, appeals take forever. It will probably get reduced to some digestible size if they don’t reverse it.

Wishful thinking. RIP Gawker.

“The exercise will last five weeks.”

How was the main hero (Max I assume) sexist?

it’s not peanuts you jackass - it’s a very substantial increase relative to just about any scale - take what’s happened so far and multiply by 3 b/c they’re not closing in until March

The bigger joke is “productition.”

I don’t get why I keep seeing this argument, because it applies only to a very small group of gamers that still have the old games and still want to play them. Microsoft isn’t offering their old games for free, either — you have to buy old 360 just like you have to buy old PS2 games. Let's not act like there shouldn't…

I like YF, but it doesn’t hold a candle to Blazing Saddles.

Unpopular opinion time:

I would argue PCs are a waste, if all you’re interested in is playing games.

So basically what you’re saying is building a gaming PC is a massive waste of time and money.

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