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I maintain that the fact that Destiny LFG sites exist should prove the need is valid. Every time I’ve used them it’s been a perfectly fine experience.

+1 bareback ride

Remember, Horse Gronkowski: It’s not just Gronk riding you. It’s everyone Gronk’s ever ridden who’s riding you...

“Itty bitty waist and a round thing in your face” (Baby, Oakland)

A pro wrestler living to 82 is like 150 for a regular person.

I suspect the cause of death was he was freaking 82.

+1 roll of paper towels

Yeah!

I thought of him too, but the sketch does NOT depict a 6'7" monster walking on coals.

It’s probably the best mistake they ever made.

He’s too busy getting wasted in a deer blind to weigh in, plus things got weird after he went to the Jets and Vikings

The Packers are one big family, so they just assumed that Aaron Rodgers doesn’t want to talk to them anyway.

As a tank main, I am absolutely terrified of decent Hanzos until the next update.

I never knew that. Maybe that’s why 30 Rock had a subplot in their live episode where Tracy decided that he needed to break character in every single skit in the most annoying and hamfisted ways.

I read it somewhere here on Jezebel, but apparently Jimmy Fallon breaking character became kind of a problem with SNL. When he realized he could get laughs for it, he started doing it all the time. Apparently, it was particularly annoying to Tina Fey because he couldn’t ever finish a damn skit, and made everything run…

No mention of Fallon 2.0, better known as James Corden?

The most annoying. He drove me crazy on SNL. I can’t believe they gave him his own late night show.

Yep exactly. My first thought after reading the headline was “Of course Colbert does, because Fallon is fucking trash.

Jimmy Fallon laughs at his own jokes. That should be an unforgivable offence for a comedian. I remember when he was doing the news on SNL with Tina Fey. She was a total professional, and he was giggling like a 14-year-old when their crush walks by, so annoying!