So the analytics are now saying “pitchers don’t need to warm up”?  Huh....

Support mains are more important than dps mains. Yea, I said it.

In theory, the “Dilly Dilly” shouters could be making an ironic meta commentary about how golf, in particular the Masters is wildly hypocritical about being so pure and untainted despite only being possible because of this class consumerism.

This account has gone nearly a year without posting, and three years before that, and now appears out of nowhere to talk Deafheaven on a Shohei Ohtani home run highlight. I don’t know what any of it means, but I’m starring it.

Sunbather is the record of the decade

Look Giancarlo, you knew we were crazy when you married us. Just never fail and things will be great.

He never had to listen to boos from the home crowd when he was with the Marlins! Or cheers for that matter. Because not many people go to games. This is a joke about their poor attendance numbers, you see.

This is satire, right?

This is exactly why I’ve never signed with the Yankees

My favorite character though. If you get the enemy’s mannerisms down, you can net a huge advantage for your team. A few days back, I ate 3 pulse bombs (although to be fair, the Tracer farmed me for them) and a graviton surge. It’s a pretty great feeling when your Mercy is about to be stuck by a pulse bomb but you save…

I am a good dog. I am a good dog. I am a good dog. I am a good dog.

Even though it was twice the number of total bases, this was only half as exciting as the time Bartolo Colon hit a double.

My word...you eat green bananas? Like, raw? Green bananas that are fried are very good, but green bananas are nearly inedible in the raw form.

It’s a little more like criticizing an NFL head coach halfway through the first quarter of the season opener after he’d repeatedly tried to run out a 10-man defense, directed the quarterback to move the ball toward his own end zone while talking about the power of positive belief, and ordered the punter and kicker to…

Fuck, you write a whole reasonable piece and I almost start to agree with you and then you make an exception for Bruce Fucking Springsteen? If anybody needs their shit cut to a reasonable length it’s acts that ooze self-importance.

Same. Redhook ESB long long ago was one of the few craft beers around after the fallout of the early 90s beer boom. Still like their beers even if they’re not strictly local, and Smutty has always been great. Portsmouth Brewery is also a personal fav, though now there’s tons of other choices. Stoneface and Great…

FAKE NEWS!!!!:!!

They just got bought by a local investment firm who will allegedly keep the brand and some recipes, but try to turn around the business end of things. That Smutty sale was pretty shocking, but they hit their (too) big expansion at just the wrong time. Even with contract brewing they were never using the capacity they…

Pittsfield? I bet Pittsfield doesn’t even have crime... (double checks on internet)... holy crap Pittsfield, get your shit together!