I mean, they should have thrown Cashman in jail for that outright theft.

Mushroom Kingdom wants to be a Right to Work state, apparently.

That’s why I kind of found it funny. Infant mortality in the EU is about 1.8 fewer deaths per 1,000 births than in the US. Baby formula differences don’t account for all of that, but in general they do a decent job at keeping infants alive over there. At least, slightly better than in the US.

I don’t know how I feel about this.  Sure it sucks to have four people instantly lock on to DPS, but a lot of times there are people who can flex between two or three roles.  Maybe in general they play tank, but they can play a good Sombra.  You run into a bunker comp and they can break it with sombra, but they are in…

I used to visit as a young child in the late 80s and 90s! My grandparents still vlivenearby in Allegheny

They live in Cheektowaga, and all grew up in Olean in the 60's and 70's. Granted, even your most failed rust belt cities will have pockets of immigrant communities (because it’s so cheap to live there) who bring with them their delicious foods from their home lands, and your local hipster food knowers will queue up…

Washington didn’t win the war, he just lasted long enough for the British to say “piss off.”  The Empire wasn’t quite as mean and determined at that point yet, and the colonists in uprising were mostly also Anglo Protestants, so they got off easy.  

At least you got some cliff divers

Not only is it inevitable, but Tony Clark will somehow get the revenues from patches that players are wearing excluded from the player’s share of revenues in exchange for a spread of hamberders and taco bell in every clubhouse before each game... Brought to you by Waste Management (that revenue will also be excluded…

Likeable white dudes failing upwards is what this country was founded on.

I grew up in the same town as one of Fallon’s writers.  And he was a funny enough guy and a good writer, so I can’t figure out for the life of me what has happened there.

Everything from the 50's was a “salad” and usually had Jell-o in it.  I envision the 50's being nothing but molded Jell-o salads as far as the eye can see.

A few years ago my aunts and uncles and some cousins on my mom’s side of the family came to New England to visit us. One part of her family is from Texas (I’ve visited, it was pretty cool) and the other are from where she grew up near Buffalo. Now Buffalo is known for two great culinary contributions to the american…

Avalon is another great bluffing game.  I always have fun with it.  I’m bad at bluffing, but decent at figuring out who is doing it.

The red-eye is the right flight, especially when flying east over time zones.  But as a tall human, I don’t fit into economy plane seats well, so sleeping is out of the question.  I may get a 30 minute nap or something, but it’s rare.  The red-eye just ruins me for the next day and a half wherever I am headed.  

I appreciate when someone cracks open some fresh citrus around me because the smell is delightful.

If he lost like, idk, 20 lbs, he might be a little quicker, or maybe can play a couple more minutes in a game.  Maybe... who the hell knows.  Maybe they are just making shit up.  Even if it’s all muscle, added weight is added weight.  Weight that requires energy to be expended to move it around.

The Brits would argue with you on that last point.

I last played in college which was over 10 years ago now. I remember the controls feeling natural, but that was probably because of all the muscle memory from constantly playing when it came out. I didn’t play single player though, only multiplayer, and we all would have had the same “handicap” on control schemes. I…

Tevas are useful as an amphibious foot covering.  I just bought some recently, and they are pretty good for kayaking and white water rafting.