Would like to see DJ Khaled ask him for the time

Blah. You play with what you got at whatever fitness level of players you have that’s the nature of sports. Should have, could have, would have hypothetical bullshit. Maybe the Warriors were never impossible force because their basis of 5 older allstars that can’t be counted on health wise

A healthy Warriors squad would destroy the Toronto Raptors with ease.

“They never worry about what black people won’t like because—for many black voters—supporting the Democratic Party is the result of choosing between the lesser of two evils.”

OK I’m rooting for the seagull now. Seagull is obviously a scholar of maritime law, and embraces the common law doctrine of finders keepers losers weepers. 

I rebut: Covfefe HAMBERDER.

White feminists are so easily impressed. So much for Ms. Notorious.

Forget where I saw it today; but NASA has three options for Mars. Straight shot, build a station at an L3 point, or a Moonbase. Using one of the latter two as a staging point would be much easier.  Undoubtedly Trumpo has been advised of these options, understands none; and being a stable genius created his own from…

I will never ever be able to wrap my head around the fact that a man this monumentally stupid is president. He makes George W. Bush look like a Rhodes Scholar. We’ve had bad presidents, racist presidents, sexist presidents, war monger presidents, good presidents, meh presidents, easily forgotten presidents, but we…

Oh my god I cannot fucking stand that “Sweet but Psycho” song! But yes it’s gaining traction and I may be forced to suffer through it with everyone else for a few months before we all forget about it forever. Fine.

My son is a great humanitarian, funny & has a great life in front of him;  However if you took me back 20 years he wouldn’t be here and I never would have gotten married.   

Gary Owen and Michael Rapaport basically use their significant others to claim white-exempt status and him wanting to know how to do his daughter’s hair is crossing boundaries?

I guess the preferred method is paying someone else to do your daughter’s hair like the Kardashians aka “my allyship can be bought” aka now…

He asked to join a “natural hair” fb group and folks responding about safe spaces? Because “other things are sometimes discussed”? LMAO. Well if that’s the case why is the group named “natural hair”. Or another post that said “those that don’t know who you are may auto-reject you”. I’m a Black mom with natural hair…

Not really. It’s legal there and he should be able to practice his state given rights. What’s stupid is that even black people uphold the double-standard for other black people that the law does. What’s stupid is that black men are seen as “stupid” for doing NOTHING illegal by their own people.

lolol if your hand gets anywhere near toilet water, you’re doing it wrong.

You can also buy yourself an Amazon digital gift card for the exact amount let on your card, just enter your own email address as the recipient. I recently did this with $5 left on an Amex gift card.

The real lifehack is always in the comments!

One of my favorite stories from a coworker was about his young nephew, who he caught one day spreading his cheeks in the bathroom mirror. He naturally asked what the kid was doing and he responded “I always check if I need to wipe and if I don’t, it’s a ‘Free Wipe!’” It haunts me to this day.

Adding: Breaking a cupcake in half and turning it into a cake sandwich so the icing is in the middle. It always impresses people but I have no idea why, because it was on every lifehack round-up for a while.

“never being the first one to break a hug with someone you’re interested in”

Unless they both read this and now neither want to let go.

#foreverhug