I would not be surprised to find out she has abdominal muscles purely because of her low body fat percentage. She also has breast implants, which further manipulates her physical appearance.

I try to make a distinctions between an author and their writing. I still struggle with that distinction in this book. That particular scene, he could have established Bateman was disgusting by murdering the girl with the chainsaw and having sex with her dead body (still disgusting.) But no, he needed that rat for…

There was a reason the book got dropped from the first publisher...

It’s just not as disgusting if you say “he puts a hungry rat in her vagina.”

No, it did not make it into the movie.

American Psycho

I read the interview, and the whole damn thing was a *head desk*

I Third. (if that exists)

I have a hard time listening to him talk about sexual assault. You know, with that beautiful rat-eating-vagina chapter.

He is the biggest piece of steaming cow shit.

(Bret Easton Ellis felt the need to open his mouth - http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/bret-east…)

What did Melissa Rivers and Joan Rivers looks like before they got plastic surgery? I cannot remember, especially with Joan.

I have been supremely disheartened by our lack of snow. I normally go home to my father’s house and go skate skiing over Christmas. We will now be cycling over Christmas unless winter gets it shit together.

I am a Canadian, and was taught in Canada. I learned about Residential Schools in middle school, high school, and university. I was taught about aboriginals in art history, history, and anthropology classes.

I think we are still in our “honeymoon” with our new Prime Minister, but he seems like a pretty great guy.

I was born and raised in Canada. I would recommend moving here in a heartbeat.

I have a friend who posted the Globe and Mail article on Facebook. I might have cried for about thirty seconds before carrying on with my day.

I know English, French, and Italian from studying art history. I say all sorts of silly things in my second and third languages accidentaly. I think Bundchen’s doing rather well.

Gisele Bundchen’s first language is Portuguese. I do not know if it is necessary to make fun of her for not having the best comprehension of English.