I always tell them I’ve gotten married.

Dear god, what is that beautiful gif from?

Not necessarily. I have a wicked cold, I’m sick of soup and ginger tea, and all I want is a nice warm body to snuggle up to, or to bone me, until I pass out.

Thank you!

I want an emotional support cock.

I really want a “wagging eyebrows” emoji, which is slightly different from a 😉 or a 😳 emoji. It wouldn’t even have to be animated; it could just have one raised eyebrow without a wink.

And why would monkeys do that, anyway? it only inhibits the throwing of poop.

And don’t forget the effect of pure evil and hate upon the countenance as well. That shit is bad for the complexion.

It’s indeed entertaining how BorschBull keep throwing baseless accusations and opinions at the research and evidence that you cite. As if they actually want to demonstrate “feeling versus thinking” for us. (Repurposed a reply to BB, as I suspect they may dismiss it.)

And the rest of us are laughing at how you just keep throwing baseless accusations and opinions, while Sobchak presents research and evidence.

Agreed! I could *almost* put up with a useless and ineffectual border wall if it meant that we get rid of the useless and evil TSA. They’re both racist theater, not actual security, so trading one for another is at least better than increasing that bullshit. But can we please build the wall just around the states…

Oh god yes. I also haven’t had kids, but I did lactate on and off for a few years (the pill works by kind of tricking your body into thinking it’s pregnant; I went off the pill and started lactating; tests confirmed I was fine, my hormones were just slightly over-optimistic.) Once I told one ex about this, he was…

Betrayal trauma is often as bad, or worse, than the initial offense. When your support systems don’t support you when you need them most, what hope is left?

I didn’t think that we were poor so much as different. My mom and dad, both teachers, were the only parents in our immigrant community with college degrees. So if we had less than other families when I was younger, I figured it was because teachers make shit.

Oh, he’s absolutely awful. He told me my life was worthless and I should kill myself just because I agreed with you. Unfortunately I dismissed when I meant to flag the comment. But thank you for having the ovaries to keep standing up to his bullshit and hostility!

Clearly very many people here care about what Marks has to say. You, on the other hand, rely on substanceless, baseless insults and petty name-calling. Because you can’t do any better, and we all know it.

Aww, does it hurt? Really? REEEEEEAAAALLLY? Oh I’m so sorry!

Unless you’ve been raped or assaulted, you can’t understand how bad it hurts.

I always fall asleep during the Home Alone sequence in Skyfall.

I mean, there’s always the beloved classic, from all the way back in 2005: