SIGN ME UP.

What uses? I’ve never understood why people save them. What usefulness have I been depriving myself of?

Okay, fine. That’s the only use I’ve ever heard of that actually makes sense and isn’t tacky AF.

I don’t know if this is going to make you feel better or worse about SNS timing, but it made me laugh, so maybe you will too. Apparently the article time stamp and the comments time stamp are managed separately, because I’m in Italy, and Hannah’s post is stamped 10/09/16 1:50am (my local time), and your comment is…

Please Hillary make this happen!

Even worse than Colin Quinn? I love him, but not behind a news desk.

Yesh, I’ve never understood this. I wash my jeans, AND DRY THEM OH NOOOOO, every 2-3 wearings. They’re JEANS, not antique hand-woven lace, ffs.

I throw my dish sponge into the dishwasher every time I run it. It really helps get rid of the mildew and its associated stank.

My butt’s too big; if I stand up to wipe I can’t reach the necessary area without some very awkward contortions.

If I ever walk through raw chicken, I promise I’ll wash my feet before using them to prepare your meal. I mean, they’re *feet*, not hands, not teeth. They don’t come in contact with much, and they’re designed to be down in the dirt.

Soap is incredibly drying and our bodies aren’t nearly as awful as the detergent industry would have us believe. There’s that guy at NPR who didn’t use soap for months, just water, and no one even noticed. And considering how long it takes me to rinse the soapy residue off my legs without having applied any soap…

As to patterns of behavior.... And now I sigh, because Angelina brings out all my least feminist instincts, and I struggle with this, I really do. And certainly, if he harmed the kids in any way, either physically or emotionally, there is no excuse. But as to patterns of behavior? All of her relationships before him…

Really? She’s always seemed like a compulsive liar to me. And a master at manipulating her image in the media.

Really? Depp always struck me as an anything-abuser: hotel room, girlfriends, journalists, scenery. Anger issues out the wazoo, that one.

Also the color of Meghan’s coming-out dress in The Thorn Birds, for those that remember the obsession with love affairs with priests that was the early 80s. (The color was called “ashes of roses” in the book, but the dress in the TV movie was definitely dusty rose.)

Some people just don’t know how to be gracious and appreciative of a gift. I’m so glad that her husband got it. You're very thoughtful.

So what are your thoughts on Jesus’s teaching to “Judge not lest ye be judged”?

Oh yeah, Jesus hates hypocrites, but the blogger is perfectly happy to ignore Jesus’s mandate to “judge not lest ye be judged” in the service of judging another’s worthiness as a Christian.

It confuses me every single time I see the speechwriter mentioned! I always have to remind myself that the director of Iron Man is not a political speechwriter, even if the current election cycle does resemble a comic book.

No, she’s not. I said it on Jez and I’ll say it here, that may have been the momentary reaction the show was trying to get with Ramsay’s words. But I’m pretty sure that a few months have gone by since Sansa’s escape, so if she were pregnant, it would already be known. (Also, not to get too detailed about it, but I…