As am I with "Netherlands."

I like "bits." Not "ladybits," just "bits."

I've actually had this conversation with all of my sexting partners — as well as with a friend who asked me for advice on talking dirty without sounding ridiculous. And my position remains:

He's exactly them kind of guy that I hated when I was young and had dozens of them at my disposal had I wanted them. And exactly the kind of guy I want in spades now that I'm old. God, such a cliche after all.

Yeah, I've heard similar responses to issues from frats on our campus. People don't behave well when they're on the defensive in general, particularly when their institutional identity is being attacked. I hope that we land on the right side because we actually do care about resolving these problems with campus life,…

It does sadden me that folks have such a bad blanket opinion of fraternities, because I truly do believe that mine is a force for good. We're a literary society, so we sponsor lots of arts and cultural events on campus, and give performance space to organizations that need it. We also hold consent awareness workshops…

Nope, I'm a member of a co-ed fraternity. We went co-ed over 40 years ago, you know, around the time a lot of campuses were going co-ed. It still surprised me that folks are unaware of co-ed Greeks literally decades after coeducation, because there are actually a lot of us. But unfortunately, most non-Greek people's…

I'm sorry, call me a cliche of a fraternity girl, but I love that Colin Jost. I pretty much agree with every one of Leslie's predatory asides in his direction. Totally agree with you that the cohorts don't interact well or have any chemistry, but I like them individually so much that I just imagine them in separate…

Yeah, I'm a crankypants too. I kept thinking "Dance party? I see a bunch of people standing around staring at three dancers, or checking their phones." The musician, kid, and few dancers were indeed awesome, but a bunch of folks were just too cool for school.

So the vagina is basically a kombucha SCOBY (symbiotic culture of bacteria and yeast)? New nickname!

Ugh, Kinja lag, sorry.

Yes, you can just eat it — just make sure it's unsweetened, and reduce dietary sugar overall. Anecdotal data: back when I used to get lots of yeast infections, I would cut out sugar and eat plain yogurt three times a day at the first sign; after a year of this treatment the yeast infection cycle ended and I haven't…

It doesn't have to be Greek yogurt. Greek style just means that some whey has been strained out to make it thicker, which is culinarily in vogue at the moment. But there's nothing harmful to your vag in whey, so any unsweetened yogurt will do.

So would you be happier if she *didn't* commend the workers on their awesomeness?

I wish I'd been as prescient as you and left my earrings at home. No melee, just noticed that one of my grandmother's earrings was missing when I got home after nine hours of visiting with relatives and bouncing between three different shopping centers in someone else's car.

Oh sure! But I came up with this plan years before that; in fact my friends and I all had a good woo-hoo when we saw the movie, at what we pretended was a shout-out to my imaginary child/accompaniment to the cheese plate.

This is why almost 20 years ago I decided to name my kids after food: Diego Manchego, his sister Gorgonzola, and the twins Chutney and Ghee.

I'm sorry, but who asked you? Was this some kind of audition to be a food writer? If so, I think hijacking Ubertrout's column might not have been the best way to go about it.

I thought "Macca" was Paul McCartney, no?

She didn't say it was obvious, only that she thought it was more likely. Nor did she cast a judgment based on the possible number of fathers. Seems like you're the one who might pull a muscle in your rush to judgment.