Well, I have fantasized about being Liz Phair while she's having sex. So it's totally possible that someone you know might have fantasized about being you during sex.

Exactly, that's why I need a silencer! For those non-blanket situations.

Wait, tell me more about these vibrators with silencers. I've never heard of such a thing; my silencer is a blanket.

and then report back! We all want to know how the whole thing with Jean went down.

I blame Laguna Beach for starting it. Never heard of it before I saw it on that show.

so nice to finally see one done surgically and hygienically.

I always have the same questions at these videos: why did they let it grow for so long, and then why didn't they go to a doctor to have it removed? Aside from the risk of infection, large old nasties like that have usually created a sebaceous cyst that needs to be surgically removed, or else it will just fill right…

Hence the surreptitiousness.

I hope at least there's a lot of surreptitious ass-groping with those side hugs.

If you have good ventilation, the secret to cleaning your tub is oven cleaner. It worked like a dream for me when I had magenta hair — just open the windows, turn on the fan, spray, close the door, and forget about it for an hour or two.

Okay, now I need to make a list. I started one in high school, but I think I lost it. And lucky for you, the name Quinn is getting super popular — and for both genders! Take your pick!

I remember the moment when college kids went from looking hot to looking like they could be my children. it was disturbing.

I understand that sometimes both people are drunk, and poor decisions are made. Or sometimes, a person grows up in a shitty mysogynistic community, and isn't taught to respect the autonomy of another person. In those situations, sure I could feel some sympathy: you did something wrong once, you know better now, but…

You may have been thinking about bad pet owners, but what you *wrote* about was money. Either way you would have been judgmental (who are you to decide whether someone loves their pet enough?), but this way you added entitled and elitist to the mix.

I was very concerned about her dislocated/marionette arms.

the best way to keep a cat off the counter is to give them something higher to sit on.

Not to be a pain, but did we ever get a follow-up/winner for this Pissing Contest? I never saw it, and then we jumped straight into horror stories for Halloween? Did I miss it?

Just last night I told someone I never use Uber, and she proceeded to very condescendingly explain to me *what it is*, as if I didn't know. She blathered on at me forever before I was able to get a word in to explain that I don't Uber because of surge pricing and shady business practices. Then she looked at me like I…

The only thing I can figure is they were going for actual horror, trying to strike fear and dread instead of cutesy tittilation.

The difference being that, unlike Woody Allen, Michael Jackson's entire body of work didn't try to normalize or justify the behavior he was accused of. So it's possible to share and enjoy MJ's artistic output with a child without implicitly endorsing the behavior.