I think that was Bill Clinton and Gennifer Flowers.

And yet, so damned adorable in the midst of all that trouble she caused.

yeah, I know. But she just wasn't even fun to hate, only annoying.

I'm just thinking of the animated gif above; it looks like the intestines get really compressed.

I want to know how she poops.

I'm that old too, I was right there with you. In fact, my rapist was on the crew of that movie. (Is that too flip? I'm sorry if so. But it's true, and it seemed false to just say I knew someone who worked on it.) Anyway, I loved Ben and Courtney in it, but truth be told, kind of hated Kate. Or maybe I just hated her…

Peace signs?

I just love that she's related to Melissa McCarthy. AND NOTHING ELSE ABOUT HER.

My last boyfriend's penis was kind of unattractive, in the same way that his feet looked like Fred Flintstone's. Just... not defined enough, somehow.

See, I love that.

I once felt the way you do; I couldn't understand why anyone would admire a penis aesthetically. Fun and functional? Sure, but beautiful?

We all thought it, and we thank you for saying it.

But see, you're alrady doing more work than I am. My freezer makes my ice for me. I just have to remember to empty it out occasionally when it gets stale (I don't use a lot of ice). I commend you on your handmade ice efforts!

Lol Creme.

Arnolds never waddle. Though their arms do sometimes stick out awkwardly from their sides.

I'm speaking to the ones I've known and also had penile knowledge of, specifically. If every big-titted woman you've known has also had high confidence, who am I to deny your experiences?

As in all things, moderation is key. Extremes tend to be bad, and there are always outliers.

I never said that. At All. I said that I'll fuck any size penis, and I never made a value judgment on the sex. What I did say is that guys with small dicks, in my experience, have less pleasant *personalities*.

I'd cop to being a bitch for my thoughts on this, if I weren't so egalitarian in practice. I've fucked everything from legit micro to frighteningly, requires-days-to-recover large. I'll give any size dick a chance, because I'm an optimist.

I liked the Drakkar Noir anthropomorphization, myself. Have there been more than those three?