I take an unreasonable amount of pride in the fact that I've never seen a Sparks movie. Nope, not even The Notebook, and I loved James Garner.

Maybe that's the real fetish? You have such lovely skin; I want to ruin it.

I too am worried about this, and wonder every time I hear about oral-anal play. I'm all for ass play, but people talk about rimming like it's nbd, and I'm always just like, dude, the BACTERIA. Come ON!

Eh, that seems oddly specific, but mild, honestly. If he wanted him to break pencils IN his body, instead of over it, then you might have won the round.

Yup, the spice was the thing that made my insides cringe.

Doesn't it already have plenty of natural, greasy lubrication? Depending on how dry the casing is, I guess.

And yet, whenever Blue Ivy shows up at a not-child-friendly event, everyone thinks it's adorable. This is just another way to hate on Kimye.

Are you *sure* the problem isn't on your end? Have you spoken with a urologist?

I never noticed before how weird her right arm looks in the pink bikini photo. Withered limb, or bad photoshop? Tune into her reality show to find out!

I love the sexy banana. It's the apex of these ridiculous types of costumes— plus bonus unintended merkin.

In the US, the issue is more malnutrition than starvation. We've got plenty of super-cheap, unhealthy food options that the poor rely on, usually high in calories and preservatives but low in nutritional value. So instead of fly-covered African children with distended bellies, the poster child for domestic poverty is…

The beast from X-Men was the boy in About A Boy!

And the fact that she can drop $100,000 on champagne doesn't make her a "bad person," either.

YaJagoff's comment didn't imply that at all. The comment specifically addressed "bad tippers", with no further details whatsoever on who those tippers might be. Although yes, there is a common and unfair misperception that black people are bad tippers, it was in no way present in their comment, and you're projecting a…

She's not living off the family fortune; she makes her own money and hasn't touched her trust.

Many have tried, and many have failed. Not every moderately pretty party girl has built a $100 million empire (thanks for the info, @janeka001!) But thanks for proving my larger point: haters gonna hate.

That woman must have an iron immune system.

I'm pretty sure Jessica Simpson is a genius.

Turtle Bay is where Holly Golightly lived.

Love her or hate her, I suspect Paris is incredibly smart. She figured out how to make a very lucrative career out of being famous just for the sake of fame. She captured a specific moment in pop culture, and played it like a fiddle. I don't know about now, she may be resting on her laurels or her trust find may have…