Next she'll try to steal your moniker. Dangertits Tridevil!

It's the knot in the pantyhose!

Christopher Plummer is perfection. And he has the best mustache of all time. I am very jealous of you and your awkward interlude. And I say this as someone who once had a very long, not at all awkward conversation with Dave Navarro back when he was still hot.

Exactly! And dirty, too. I swear, I never understand how anyone can ever find him attractive.

All the examples you cited are excellent and legit. But sometimes people take it too far. As many have said on this thread, what if your friend never had a relationship with the guy? Nursing a long-term crush is t healthy for her anyway, and why should he be off the market because she's engaging in some unhealthy…

Or maybe you're the douchebag for calling dibs on someone that your friend really likes. And you're being all butthurt is preventing her from being happy. Friendship goes both ways; your feelings aren't the only ones that matter.

I used to have the same problem too. And I also tried to ingratiate myself to these women and make extra effort. It didn't help. Sadly, some women have a lot of internalized misogyny, don't like other women, and need to read this article. The fault is on them, not on you. Keep being awesome and strong, and find…

Oh, come on. Who decides who gets to call dibs? You both like a guy, he likes you and has no interest in your friend, and you and the guy can't go for it because your friend is sad? That's unfair to you and the guy. It's also letting sadness outweigh happiness, which is a terrible life philosophy. (To clarify, we're…

So this is a stool stool? Cool!

My ex's cat used to do this. He called it "poopervising".

My cat needs, NEEDS, to sit on the edge of the tub while I'm showering. Sometimes she'll bat at the shower curtain, as if she's trying to catch the droplets as they come down. But the best is: Sometimes, as I'm stepping into the tub, shell grab at my ankle as if she's thinking "No! Stop! Dont' you know it's WET in…

I love it too! Let's get to cuddling!

Don't you mean a mirage of convenience?

Don't you ever want to write something OTHER than your name? I just don't get the vanity publishing.

"...Elizabeth Perkins, CHRISTOPHER PLUMMER, Stockard Channing and Dermot Mulroney."

That's exactly what I do at Red Lobster! Except occasionally it's a lobsterita.

I'm from New England, and yet I have a deep deep love for Red Lobster. I get called a traitor on many occasions. AND YET, I won't eat at Olive Garden Never have, never will. Olives don't grow in gardens.

It's so distracting: he sounds exactly the same, but he looks SO DIFFERENT. And did he have the gap in his teeth fixed? I can't see under his mustache.

I don't understand why he was waiting for someone to tell him all this stuff. Is he incapable of making observations, reading books and articles, and learning on his own? Who, exactly, was supposed to tell him and failed in this job?

I think I replied to the wrong comment, sorry! Anyway, Blue Apron is a meal delivery service of sorts; they send you only exactly the amount if each ingredient that you need, and a recipe, and you make the meal yourself. No leftovers! And it's super delicious.